Brats, rats... whatever.

Euhm... I just missed the B... ehehe.
That sentence: I can take you all got a funny story to it. There was this drunk idiot messing with us... About 20 of us were standing there, laughing, and he was angry with all of us, drunk as hell... He'd change subjects every minute, just didn't make any sense. And he was saying that: I can take all of you! And this guy said, well, start with this big one over here, I'm betting 50euro on him. So the drunk said: "what's he gonna do?? I make one phonecall and in 5 minutes there's 500 people here to back me up." So we all bursted into laughter. "500 People? Why don't you call the entire town at once???" To which he replied:"What? Why would I need that?? I can take all of you myself!"
That's 2 contradictions in about 4 sentences.

That was funny. He moved on, then came back with another hyperkynetic dude, they started 2 fights, we called the cops, cops came, they are talking to the cops, starting a fight with some of us in front of the cops... They both got a ride to the police office.

hehe. These guys were as dumb as they get. That was a good laugh.