Yea, go to your local music warehouse and ask them to give you a copy so you can look at the box. Then stick that sucker down your pants when you're away from the cameras, and when the employees aren't looking. Then call your mommy to come pick you up once you get bonded out of the county jail.
there's way better things you can do for free. like actually moving the mics so that the tracks yuo record need less crap to cover up the actual sound. if you're already way experienced, you wouldn't want a mic modeler... it's not worth it anyhoo