Acting Nerdy (Parody of Riding Dirty)

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I like the song Riding Dirty so much, that I decided to create a parody of it. :) It's called "Acting Nerdy". I would explain it more, but it would be more fun to just download and listen to it yourself. It has the lyrics included with it, but I'll post them here as well.

You can either go to my website to download it:

http://www.musickstables.com/cpmusick/ingenious_mastermind

Or you can download it directly from the link below:


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"Acting Nerdy" Lyrics:

--CHORUS--
My clothes are so loud, I’m floodin’
They laughing when they catching me acting nerdy
Laughing at me acting nerdy, Laughing at me acting nerdy
Laughing at me acting nerdy, Laughing at me acting nerdy

My glasses are thick, they’re too big
They start to point and laugh when I’m acting nerdy
Laughing at me acting nerdy, Laughing at me acting nerdy
Laughing at me acting nerdy, Laughing at me acting nerdy
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I roam those halls of the school, looking like a nerdy fool
I’m prancing around happily, thinking that I’m all sorts of cool
In my mind I’m looking real slick, thinking that I can get all the chicks
Feeling like a pimped out G, Thinking I’m the baddass of the streets

My taste is that of a flower, week and ugly with no sign of power
I‘m a scrawny sack of skin of bones, with a pasty white skin tone
I look like I was beaten really bad, like I was kicked hard in the nads
My hair is long and rarely cut, looks like it came from my butt

My hair’s color is a dirty brown, looks like I was conceived from a dirty hound
It sticks up every which way every day, looks nasty nappy crispy crunchy scolded and frayed


--(chorus)--


Hold up, don’t budge, just stop right there for a second cuz
What the hell is wrong with you, You gotta loose them ugly ass shoes
You are wearing Payless kicks, You must be in the nerdy clique
Fuzzy brown with purple stripes, That’s an invitation to fight

They’re cut and slit down the back, dude were you caught in a bear trap
They’re slick as hell ain’t got no grip, A gust of wind could cause you to slip
Your shoes are a filthy mess, they’re so loud they could make me deaf
Get rid of them do us all a favor, otherwise you get shanked with a tazer

Your ugly socks are a scarier story,
wearing those destroys the definition of glory
Just remove ‘em off your feet, hey what do ya say man
Construct a bonfire, throw ‘em in and burn them


--(chorus)--


Oh damn, it smells, what the hell is that, it smells like a burning pile of crap
You smell funky, what’d you step in, saying you stink would be an understatement
Your stench is a poison to my nose, when I breathe it eats at my throat
It’s such a harsh painful stench, it could be used as punishment

Say man do you ever take a bath, cause it would help end this wrath
Use two bars of soap, better make it three, don’t forget the shampoo please
You’ll smell good, yeah doubtfully, it’s beyond the point of recovery
Maybe you should stop here sir, And live in the trashcan with oscar

You know what would be narley and groovy, is if you didn’t look like a horror movie
I will give you a day to change your image, otherwise I will make a sequel to this remix


--(chorus) x3--
 
Hey CP - cool tune, got a good laugh from this

..... sounds like me ......wha? hey wait a minute.....I resemble that.......lol .......

Good One !

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
 
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