10 ten answers for best rock mic

[northern cali]

10. the numbers 666 one the side of it, for proper devil worshiping

9. razor blade holder for suicide attempts

8. built in change machine to use for doing laundry to shrink clothes 3 sizes too small

7. numbers to psychiatrist offices to help with their depression

6. jewelry hook for their spiked wrsitband, spiked necklaces, pierced noses, mouth, cheeks, chin, toungue, eyebrow, and forehead rings

5. gel dispensor for mohawks

4. black lipstick mascarra and nailpolish holder...

3. lighter with extended handle for flag burning purposes...

2. pen and paper for their "poetry"

1. popper stopper for the necissary non-stop meaningless yelling, screaming and shreaking suicidal devil worshiping vocals...

 

[thajeremy]

this might have been funny had it been posted before 1:30 yesterday afternoon. The funniest thing about this post is knowing that you were probably really pissed enough about the "Rap mic top ten list" that you came up with this one...