10 questions for the ages

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Richard Monroe

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I've been thinking about this for a long time, and it seems there are a few questions that won't go away no matter how many times they are answered. So- I figure the best I can do is combine my answers into one thread, so that when the question is asked, I can just post the link to this thread. So who the hell am I, and why do I think I can answer these questions? I'm a 50 year old former psychedelic rocker who went off the deep end and built a project studio to record my songs, which got out of hand and went semi-pro. I can answer the questions because either the answer is very simple, the answer is a matter of opinoion, or they are questions that have no answer. Here goes- I'll start with the simple, and go to hard.

1. Will phantom power hurt my dynamic microphone? No. Not unless it is a ribbon mic, a very specialized form of dynamic mic.

2. What's the best cheap tube preamp? None. The cheap ones basically suck. They are not powered by tubes, they just have a little tube stuck in the front end to add a little distortion, so the marketing guys can tell you it's a "tube" preamp. What's the big deal with tubes, anyway? Tubes are used to introduce hopefully subtle distortion which we call "warmth" when we like it, and "muddy" when we don't. Real tube preamps start at $500 per channel and go up from there to $2000+ per channel. The best cheap preamps are all solid state. Note that many solid state pres also cost thousands and are used in the finest studios. Don't buy into tube hype.

3. What's a "matched" pair of mics, and do I need one? Matched pairs are mics that have been found to have equal output, within narrow tolerances, at every point on the audio spectrum. The higher the build quality of a pair of mics, the more likely they are to be matched, especially if they have sequential serial numbers. If you are doing stereo recording of critical audio sources, say a string quartet, that is important. For drum overheads, most people will never hear the difference. It is bad, though when one mic has a bump where the other one has a dip. You'll hear that.

4. What's the best mic (under $100, under $300, under $1000, etc.) for rap, female vocals, R&B, voiceovers, traffic noise, whatever)? What's the best color? Les Paul or Strat? Blonde or brunette? The answer is- the one that sounds best to you on your equipment on whatever you are recording. Vocals are the worst. Vocal mics are like shoes. They either fit you or they don't. Cheap shoes that fit are better than expensive ones that don't. Of course I have my favorites, but they may or may not work for you. Give it up. There are no best mics or best preamps. There are only ones that work for you and ones that don't. How does this help you to make a decision? It doesn't. Just ask everyone what they like, and play the percentages. Buy proven pieces of equipment so you can sell them later if they don't work for you.

5. I'm just starting out. Should I get a 4-track cassette, an open reel, a standalone recorder, or record on computer? If you want cheap and simple, get a cassette. It won't sound that good, but it's a great learning tool. If you already have a very good computer and portability isn't a major issue, use that. You will need a specialized sound card and a mic preamp. If you like portability in a self-contained unit, and you are willing to accept the lack of available upgrades, get a standalone. If you have lots of money and you like to tinker, get an open reel.

6. What kind of recording techniques and effects can I use to process my vocals so they don't suck? You can't. Garbage in, garbage out. Learning to sing is like learning to play violin. It takes years of hard work. Start now, and give up the idea that Antares autotune will make it all go away.

7. How can I make professional sounding recordings with almost no money? You can't. Just because you do spend a bunch of money, that is no guarantee you will produce good recordings. That takes experience, hard work, and luck, as well as a lot of money.

8. When I plug my mic/guitar/whatever into my sound card, the signal is too weak. What's my problem? You need a mic preamp. For a guitar, some preamps have a high-z (instument) jack. If you don't have one on your preamp you will need a DI (direct insertion) box to change the instrument output to line level. No. You can't get along without a preamp. Please note that a mixer is a box with a bunch of preamps, usually mediocre ones. But- if you own a mixer, you already own a preamp. Most recorders have some kind of built in preamps. Most sound cards don't.

9. Should I record electric guitar direct, or mic up an amp? With a lot of screwing around, direct can sound fairly good. With a lot of screwing around, mic'ing an amp can sound- better. Pay your money and make your choice.

10. Should I get a dynamic or a condenser for my first mic? Dynamics are essential. So are condensers. Dynamics are less sensitive and have weaker output, so, they work better in a bad room with a lot of background noise, but, they need a good preamp. Condensers work better with cheap preamps, but they need a good room. If you don't have a good preamp or a good room, start working on your room instead of buying mics.


In the end, the answers to these questions are governed by underlying philosophy. My philosophy is this- The signal chain works from the front to the back. First, you need a musician that can really play, with a great instrument, in a good room, playng a well written song. That is more important that how you record it, or with what. Then you need the right microphone (not the *best* microphone) into the right preamp (not the *best* preamp). That's more important than what you record it on. Then you need a good recorder. That's more important than post-production processing or effects. Then you need good post production processing, FX, mixing, and mastering. Above all, the tracking, mixing, and mastering engineers must make good decisions at every step of the process. You need a good producer to choose those people, and evaluate their performance at every step, and interfere only when something or someone is not working. That is the underlying philosophy behind my answers to all of the questions above. Best of luck. Don't let the dream die.
"We do these things not because they are easy, but because they are hard."
-JFK ...-Richie
 
Yes, but....but what about.....but....but...but....

......OK...... :o
 
Excellent post. Maybe you should expand on #1 to include the order in which phantom power should be applied, just maybe though.
 
What is phantom power, how much phantom power is enough, why do you say phantom power will hurt ribbon microphones when my Royer 122 needs it? Why are girls so hard to understand?
 
The only problem is that the people who post the
repeditive questions never read any other posts or
do any searches before they hit that "post new topic"
button....

....and you forgot:
"Why does my first track echo into my new track?"
"How do I hook up my 24-channel mixer to my 2-input soundcard?"
"Why can't I use the built-in AC97 soundcard that came with my computer?"
"How do I make an SM-57 sound like an $8,000 Neumann?"
"How do I build a recording studio for $100?"
"Why won't you give me a crack for (insert software here)?"

;-))
 
OK Richard if you want more info for phantom power i have more. you could ask about it. tell me where is there a web site on charelston chews. if that is the spelling for it

ALSO? there was a post a week ago or two weeks where a guys talks about his computer problems where is that one at
 
TimOBrien said:
The only problem is that the people who post the
repeditive questions never read any other posts or
do any searches before they hit that "post new topic"
button....

....and you forgot:
"Why does my first track echo into my new track?"
"How do I hook up my 24-channel mixer to my 2-input soundcard?"
"Why can't I use the built-in AC97 soundcard that came with my computer?"
"How do I make an SM-57 sound like an $8,000 Neumann?"
"How do I build a recording studio for $100?"
"Why won't you give me a crack for (insert software here)?"

;-))
And the all emcompassing:

"OK, I am a complete newbie here, but I have been reading everything on this site for a couple weeks. What do I need to get started?"

How come we can't cyber-bitch slap these people???
 
Very helpful thread

on how to not piss the senior members off. Note to self: catch my own fish(chinese proverb crap)
 
Another good way of not pissing off members is not saying Sennheiser sucks! It does not!

Richie ... awesome post as ever ... hope you brought some glue cos this is heading sticky!!
 
with a name like sennheiser sucks you will be a senior member yourself soon, haha just jokin you wont becouse its a retarded thing to call yourself and its far from true
 
You do paint a pretty good target on yourself with that name. The MD421 and MD441 are among the most excellent and best priced dynamic mics on the planet. Their e835 and e845 mics are setting new standards for a good cheap stage mic, the first standard alternative to SM57/58 in years. The e609 and 609s rock on cabs. What is not to love? The "Gerries" always built good mics. No insult intended to meine freunden. I'll admit, their high-handed marketing tactics that I'm sure Fletcher will tell you about... Do a search on Mercenary.com > Neumann. As near as I can tell, the current marketing team is pretty agressive, but they build good mics. Letting them have Neumann West makes me nervous. Are we soon to be looking at the $79 Chinese Neumann? Beats me.-Richie
 
I should say that with my six Sennheiser 'E' series mics (5x E845 and 1x E835) accounting for half the mics I own ... I'm really not going to be a big fan of that particular username.
 
Rokket said:
And the all emcompassing:

"OK, I am a complete newbie here, but I have been reading everything on this site for a couple weeks. What do I need to get started?"

How come we can't cyber-bitch slap these people???

Thats why I started the "Please spend some money" thread :D Good info Richard :D
 
I guess this isn't a good way to start off, but....
This is a section that says "newbies" & all the things you members with 100-10,000 post, by now, should understand is.. that as far as the things you're complaining about...well that's what us newbies do(you probably did it when you first joined). But at least the ones here do have the courtesy to do our newbie, ignorant, repetitive questions & post....in the "newbie" section.
That being said....I've done a good bit of reading before posting & you senior member are so much more helpful than I've found on any other forum I've been on is years. What little bit of complaining ya'll do, is done in a civilized manner, that doesn'tcompletely berate us newbies.
btw...I think I'll wait for awhile before asking any question, that way ya'll possibly forget this post......and answer my questions.
I'm sure you all are now ready & eager to welcome me aboard now! :D
 
Yeah, yeah, blah, blah. I have a post count of over 2500 mostly from answering common questions to save the people I look up to from having a repeat themselves .... that and the occasional PMI/Mp3 Forum flame war ... :D

Either way - you're very welcome. Make yourself at home! :)
 
one thing about being a newbie is that you dont want to just sit and read everything. you want to interact.

newbies are likely to interact with questions about what they want to know.

its a whole lot easier to ask then to read a hundred threads that dont answer your specific questions completely.

there will always be some people willing to answer.

ask away!

why do people dis my "professional" tube mp?
 
Oh man I own tonnes of professional gear. I know because it says 'Pro' on the box and has at least three zeros after the model number. :D
 
noisedude said:
Oh man I own tonnes of professional gear. I know because it says 'Pro' on the box and has at least three zeros after the model number. :D

I can't afford anything that says PRO right on the box. Has anyone seen AMATEUR on the box? :eek:
 
I've got the ATM 25 pro, that makes me a pro, right???
 
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