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Äîñòàâêà öâåòîâ â íàøå âðåìÿ ñòàëà óäîáíîé âîçìîæíîñòüþ ïîäàðèòü ìàññó óäîâîëüñòâèÿ ëþáèìîìó ÷åëîâåêó. Âû âñåãäà ìîæåòå çàêàçàòü äîñòàâêó öâåòîâ äëÿ ïîçäðàâëåíèÿ ñ äíåì ðîæäåíèÿ, à òàêæå ñâåæèå öâåòû äëÿ ïîçäðàâëåíèÿ ñ äíåì ñâàäüáû, êàê â íàøåì Èíòåðíåò ìàãàçèíå http://www.klumba.ru òàê è ïðîñòî ïîçâîíèâ ê íàì. Ìû ïîñòàðàåìñÿ ó÷åñòü âñå âàøè ïîæåëàíèÿ ê ñîñòàâëåíèþ áóêåòà èç ñâåæèõ öâåòîâ. Ïîñëå ñîñòàâëåíèÿ áóêåòà äîñòàâêà öâåòîâ áóäåò îñóùåñòâëåíà ïî óêàçàííîìó Âàìè àäðåñó. Ó Âàøåãî êîëëåãè ïî ðàáîòå äåíü ðîæäåíèÿ, à ó áèçíåñ ïàðòíåðà ïðàçäíèê è âû æåëàåòå ïðåïîäíåñòè óäèâèòåëüíûé ïîäàðîê è ïîçäðàâèòü ñâåæèìè öâåòàìè, íàøè ôëîðèñòû èç ñëóæáû äîñòàâêè öâåòîâ Êëóìáà, âñåãäà ñîñòàâÿò ïîäõîäÿùèé áèçíåñ áóêåò è äîñòàâêà öâåòîâ áóäåò îñóùåñòâëåíà òî÷íî â ñðîê. Ó Âàñ ñâàäüáà âû ìîæåòå çàêàçàòü áóêåò íåâåñòû èëè çàêàçàòü ñâàäåáíûé áóêåò. Íàø Èíòåðíåò ìàãàçèí Êëóìáà http://www.klumba.ru âñåãäà ïðèäåò âàì íà ïîìîùü â âûáîðå ãîòîâîãî áóêåòà. Òàêæå âû ìîæåòå îòïðàâèòü ëþáîé çàêàç íà àäðåñ info@klumba.ru Äîñòàâêà öâåòîâ, çàêàç öâåòîâ. Ïðîôåññèîíàëüíûå ôëîðèñòû. Ñâåæèå öâåòû. Òåëåôîí: + 7 (495) 723-23-83 Òåëåôîí: + 7 (926) 477-58-50 http://www.klumba.ru Ñëóæáà äîñòàâêè öâåòîâ Êëóìáà http://www.klumba.ru
 
yes, an SM57 approximately 6" away and watch your levels :D
 
Dogman said:
Ahhh....poopnuggets. :mad:
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When I ran the Google translator on the orig post it gave the same answer, only there were accents above each letter.
 
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it could be the cables you are using... or maybe even the mic?
 
darrenoneill said:
it could be the cables you are using... or maybe even the mic?
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nah it's a wonky reel of quantegy with slightly dirty heads
 
Timothy Lawler said:
When I ran the Google translator on the orig post it gave the same answer, only there were accents above each letter.
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You need the Cryllic character set and then be able to translate from Cryllic (Russian) to English. For shits and grins I went through the translation. Here's what it says:

"I killed Paul."

G.
 
Robert D said:
Really? Mine came out as "I can't get no Klumbafaction".
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.........................I wrote that, I'll sue for.................hmmmmmmmmmm forgotten what I was doing

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
 
I am fluent in Russian.

Loosely translated, he explains that the fall of communism has led to the emergence of many home recording studios throughout his country.

He would also like to know what gear he should purchase to get a pro sound for under $500.00.
 
I really don't get it - what conceivably would convince these assholes that there is ANYTHING in their spam that might entice anyone to click their links?????

I mean, OK, I can see the gay porn stuff enticing some of you :D, but there is nothing here but gibberish........
 
fraserhutch said:
I really don't get it - what conceivably would convince these assholes that there is ANYTHING in their spam that might entice anyone to click their links?????

I mean, OK, I can see the gay porn stuff enticing some of you :D, but there is nothing here but gibberish........
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That's because you didn't call the phone number listed. Call it. Then you'll see. All will be made clear.
 
fraserhutch said:
I really don't get it - what conceivably would convince these assholes that there is ANYTHING in their spam that might entice anyone to click their links?????

I mean, OK, I can see the gay porn stuff enticing some of you :D, but there is nothing here but gibberish........
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Because when it only costs you a few bucks to launch a bot or two that'll plant messages on a few hundred thousand forums and god knows how many million e-mail inboxes, all it takes is a click rate of 0.01% to be worthwhile. The majority of these messages don't really care if you buy anything or not; they make money off the spyware and trojans that are planted just by visiting their site, many of which are now geared towards ID theft or towards creating larger spam spoofing networks.

G.
 
I get that, but I'm still wondering what would conceivably entice anyone to actually click the link, much less phone the number. I doesn't even say "For a good time, click here" or anything.

I mean, are they hoping that someone comes along and says "oh, boy, a link, I just HAVE to click it?" Or "I just HAVE to dial that number cause it looks cool"?




SouthSIDE Glen said:
Because when it only costs you a few bucks to launch a bot or two that'll plant messages on a few hundred thousand forums and god knows how many million e-mail inboxes, all it takes is a click rate of 0.01% to be worthwhile. The majority of these messages don't really care if you buy anything or not; they make money off the spyware and trojans that are planted just by visiting their site, many of which are now geared towards ID theft or towards creating larger spam spoofing networks.

G.
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Klumbavb said:
Äîñòàâêà öâåòîâ â íàøå âðåìÿ ñòàëà óäîáíîé âîçìîæíîñòüþ ïîäàðèòü ìàññó óäîâîëüñòâèÿ ëþáèìîìó ÷åëîâåêó. Âû âñåãäà ìîæåòå çàêàçàòü äîñòàâêó öâåòîâ äëÿ ïîçäðàâëåíèÿ ñ äíåì ðîæäåíèÿ, à òàêæå ñâåæèå öâåòû äëÿ ïîçäðàâëåíèÿ ñ äíåì ñâàäüáû, êàê â íàøåì Èíòåðíåò ìàãàçèíå http://www.klumba.ru òàê è ïðîñòî ïîçâîíèâ ê íàì. Ìû ïîñòàðàåìñÿ ó÷åñòü âñå âàøè ïîæåëàíèÿ ê ñîñòàâëåíèþ áóêåòà èç ñâåæèõ öâåòîâ. Ïîñëå ñîñòàâëåíèÿ áóêåòà äîñòàâêà öâåòîâ áóäåò îñóùåñòâëåíà ïî óêàçàííîìó Âàìè àäðåñó. Ó Âàøåãî êîëëåãè ïî ðàáîòå äåíü ðîæäåíèÿ, à ó áèçíåñ ïàðòíåðà ïðàçäíèê è âû æåëàåòå ïðåïîäíåñòè óäèâèòåëüíûé ïîäàðîê è ïîçäðàâèòü ñâåæèìè öâåòàìè, íàøè ôëîðèñòû èç ñëóæáû äîñòàâêè öâåòîâ Êëóìáà, âñåãäà ñîñòàâÿò ïîäõîäÿùèé áèçíåñ áóêåò è äîñòàâêà öâåòîâ áóäåò îñóùåñòâëåíà òî÷íî â ñðîê. Ó Âàñ ñâàäüáà âû ìîæåòå çàêàçàòü áóêåò íåâåñòû èëè çàêàçàòü ñâàäåáíûé áóêåò. Íàø Èíòåðíåò ìàãàçèí Êëóìáà http://www.klumba.ru âñåãäà ïðèäåò âàì íà ïîìîùü â âûáîðå ãîòîâîãî áóêåòà. Òàêæå âû ìîæåòå îòïðàâèòü ëþáîé çàêàç íà àäðåñ info@klumba.ru Äîñòàâêà öâåòîâ, çàêàç öâåòîâ. Ïðîôåññèîíàëüíûå ôëîðèñòû. Ñâåæèå öâåòû. Òåëåôîí: + 7 (495) 723-23-83 Òåëåôîí: + 7 (926) 477-58-50 http://www.klumba.ru Ñëóæáà äîñòàâêè öâåòîâ Êëóìáà http://www.klumba.ru
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Why are you always telling me to go fuck a goat? :mad:
 
fraserhutch said:
I get that, but I'm still wondering what would conceivably entice anyone to actually click the link, much less phone the number. I doesn't even say "For a good time, click here" or anything.

I mean, are they hoping that someone comes along and says "oh, boy, a link, I just HAVE to click it?" Or "I just HAVE to dial that number cause it looks cool"?
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People like my dad, and 6 year old kids will click it. Also people who are very computer-illiterate. They don't understand that just by clicking a certain link that it can infect your computer so they will carelessly think "Oh, I wanna see what this says.. Whoops!"

...or if it's gay porn.
 
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