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What's humorous about calling someone a Klansman? Do you paint everyone with such a broad brush? Isn't that a bit like "profiling"? I was around when the Klan was lynching folks, and let me tell you, there was nothing humorous about it.

A "white hood"? So, not knowing the proper mis-spelling of ghetto slang "labels" me a Klansman? Interesting. You have a winning way about you, very endearing. I predict that you and your "joints" will go a long way. J. Cracker Peckerwood Melanin-Challenged

Most cats put their joints on CD, then send them to the big company cats, who mix/master them with numerous software programs, and market the joints to pimply adolescents playing gangsta in the suburbs. You down with that, Dog? Now the Jazz Cats, well....we don't even want to talk about...

"Looking for critique " You're lazy, drink too much, you're not getting any younger, you need a haircut, your car is dirty and you snore (or so I've heard). Oh, critique on the SONG!!!! Never mind. Nice song.

My experience with HP printers (excepting B/W lasers) is that they are junk. Look into the Canon Photo printers. More important than the actual printer, though, make sure it will use archival ink and paper. Otherwise, the print will fade and/or change color when exposed to light. Prepare for ink...

SWIM, PISCES...FOR GOD'S SAKE....SWIM!!!!!!!!

Where's Van Helsing when you need him?

Hey Wes- I'm planning on getting the Soundcraft M8. You seems pretty happy with your M12. Two questions: How good is the EQ section, and what mics are you running through it? Thanks, Bob

Dem bitches and ho's They flock to me Just to hear My prosody I may be a punk Wit no edumacation But I gots Some fine versification!

I don't know - Billy Joe Maples is promoting his new CD "Restless Hearts" on that site, and it's doing pretty well. He said he didn't care about all that "dumb copyright stuff" - he makes his money in live performance anyway. Bob Swindell The Starmaker Machine

"DO NOT RESPOND TO MY POSTS ANYMORE!" Done. Love, Puggy

While we're spamming, I have an announcement too. Due to the anti-spamming legislation recently passed in Virginia, The Starmaker Machine has relocated it's Richmond offices to nearby West Virginia. We will continue to keep a sharp eye out for deals from our new vantage point, which offers us an...

Pete- check your PM's.

You are obviously much too thin-skinned for the music business. Have you considered flower arranging? The "Jaws" reference was to warn you away from Taxi and IndieBiz, etc. The reference was over your enormous head. You come in here asking two dozen questions that have no set answers, and...

"I just wanted to hear if there have been any advancement in the infrastructure of the music business from a propper live consultancy point of view." There's the Starmaker Machine- they can make you a star! I'll have Daisy Mae give you a call, Mr. "Real Musician".

Buffalo has been busy lately. He took the boat through the Panama Canal (those twin .50 cal. deck guns really helped- thanks to Your's Truly's suggestion!). He arrived at the new corporate headquarters last week, full of new ideas, as always, and working on a NEW BOOK! It's working title is...

Oooooh. Attitude! Just love it! WhatsamattaU? No sense of humor? OK. You have a "band" that has never played a paying gig, you know absolutely nothing about the business, but you want to know about international distribution of your non-existent "CD"? I'll overlook the snotty tude and tell...

Oh, no. More blood in the water! Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...........

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