God said to Abraham, "Kill me a son,"
Abe said, "Man, you must be puttin me on,"
God said no, Abe said, "What?"
God said, "You can do what you wanna, but
The next time you see me comin, man, you better run,"
Abe said, "where you want this killin done?"
God said, "Out on Highway 61".
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