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I have this friend you see. Really it's a friend. . . . I have this consulting job for a friend you see and I actually have to deal with these neutrik patchbays and a mackie 32-8. Now the problem is unlike normal patchbays these things have cards. I got all the configurations except the...

My boyfriend gave me a pair of lovely pink panties for christmas and they make me feel really hot. But he complains because my big fat hairy belly hangs over the front of them and he can't see them and he finds "the blob" unattractive. I was thinking of taking him onto the jerry springer show...

I have just realized it has been one year since I first made my glorious and super sweet appearance around these parts. Thanksgiving was my tipoff as most of you might recall my absolutely delicious turkey recipe I posted. Please nub-jobs wish me happy birthday and if you ask nicely I will...

i actually went into guitar center. I do once every few months since there is one a couple of blocks away from my studio. usually when I need a few odds and ends. i generally quickly peruse there "pro" (ahem) audio department looking at used gear. today I scored the jackpot. A lexicon...

playing the guitar solo tracked to tape backwards is to the seventies as is . . . .

hey there, has anybody here hear about staples rebates? here, here! well let me tell you something or other, they are currently selling ata133/7200 rpm 8 mb cache 160 gig maxtor hard drives for $99 including rebates. i was wondering if anybody here as actually purchased something from...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2534728064&category=41466 check that honey out: two buyer deals and the only recent one involing cheap ass home stereo equipment, yet he happens to own a $7500 dollar mic.

He basically acheived his success through "hot gay relations" with older men involved in the music business. His nickname is a "nod" to his benefactors. I alway just referred to him as "ass daddy", just kind of amusing to me I guess. we always tell them, "don't worry you'll get used to it"...

i didn't know the carrot was there and I fell down on it, that's how it got there. geez, don't emergency room doctors ever listen!

I find if I wear diapers while mixing my mixes come out much "snugger" and "dryer"

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in case some of you haven't heard phil spector was arrested today for possible murder. He really should have been arrested a long time ago for his crappy overproduction. He turned sometimes decent music into adult contemporay soccer mom garbage. He should have served all the albums he...

For some reason during down-time today I found myself surfing the Comp-USA website. Please feel free to make fun of me since I probably think that place is lamer than you. Now I stumbled across some cd-rw ide drives 40x12x48 for 19.99? (with a mail-in $35 rebate) Universal Buslink is the...

boray i've noticed you have spent a lot of time fiddling with monitors and you appear to be somewhat of an expert. Your work with eq and monitors appears like rocket science to me so I wanted to ask you a question: I was thinking about perhaps raising my power amp in my rack so it was actually...

word. thee nubz just discovered da hip-hip joynt n's shit. later sucka's, i be mackin' on dat shit fer awhile workin' the freestyle. dat forum be tight and shit bro's. later, christian slater hip hop pop pop with some tater tots mott the hoople with ho hoops, no scruples yoda be thee nubz'z...

s'up dawgs. sweetnubz is gonna spin some fast 'n frenzied freestylin' gettin' wylde in the freestyle he's just a manchild born to be mild he likes to rubby his chubby and flubby his nubby he's natty 'n gotta fatty he be smokin' it and chokin' it hittin' 'n quittin' hittin' n quittin'...

you can listen to men without hats if you want to you can leave your friends behind because if your friends don't listent to men without hats and if they don't listen to men without hats they are no friend of mine. oooh sweetnubs just looooooves the safety dance it makes me feel so giddy and...

christ i've got to do fucking quica overdubs today. did you hear that, quica overdubs! you know that fish looking thingy they scrape in latin music. i know this fucker is going to spend three hourse perfecting his "fish" parts. aaaaaaah! latin jazz funk is the scourge of the earth. last...

here's the deal. sweetnubs has been enjoying taking acid and eating mushrooms again. back in my younger days i'd probably taken at least 200 hits of acid and eaten lbs of mushrooms. my retirement plan is to have a nice small peice of property with a little one room house and a outhouse out...