I play a few bits badly but mainly bass guitar, the next on your extermination list {though I should get a squeeze as mine has 5 strings}.
5 STRING BASS?? What kind of voodoo witchcraft are you speaking. Don't want all the 4 string bass players to have their heads explode!
And by the way.....
What do you call a beautiful woman on a bassist's arm?
A tattoo.
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What's the difference between a bass and an onion?
Nobody cries when you chop up a bass.
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What is the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a drunk bass player?
You have to plug one of them in before it sucks.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to bass solos?
It saves time in the long run.
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What is another term for fretless bass?
A manually-operated Pitch Approximator.
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What's the difference between a SCUD missile and a terrible bass player?
A terrible bass player can kill you.
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How does a bassist's brain cell die?
Alone.
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What do you call a bass player that only knows two chords?
A music critic.
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What do a fretless bass and a lawsuit have in common?
Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.
