A half-baked idea...

S8-N

S8-N

..|.. Part-time Antichrist ..|..
I just had a crazy, kinda whacky idea... I know that I am not the first person to have this cross his or her mind...
Someday... wouldnt it be cool to have a Homerecording.com convention where all registered members flew in to a chosen city and rented out a floor of hotel rooms and had a wild drunken free-fer-all...
DR.stawl could be in charge of chemicals... Dragon as M.C... Ed could give clinics on how to do everything... I could challenge women to wrestling matches...
We could have a big round-table discussion of submitted topics, record the whole thing, and have a how-to manual on home recording for beginners...
I know... just an idea...
If it happens, I challenge Slackmaster2K to an arm wrestling match... And I challenge Ed to a drinking match...
Last man standing gets to drive Echo Star around and try to pick up chicks...

S8-N
 
Well, just so you know Sk2, people did ask me where I got that term, and I did direct them to this BBS naming you as the originator. I was not trying to claim that I came up with that term (although I wish I had, because it seems that everybody knows exactly what Mustache Rock is.) You be da man!
 
I would like to offer a seminar on carpet technique. 18 & over only.

[This message has been edited by Brad (edited 03-05-2000).]
 
Hmmm...you're a pretty big dude judging from the pictures on your website......but I'm bigger.

Good idea. Problems: money and/or wives. :)

Schedule something about 8 months in advance and you might be able to work it out. I think it'd be pretty fun. You could setup your own booth offering MOFO Cult chest carvings.

Slackmaster 2000
 
I'll be the first in line at the chest carving booth.
And for Slackmaster, perhaps he can run a facial hair removal booth?

BTW, I work in the music industry (research and reporting to the PRS's) and I have used Slackmaster's genre description of "mustache rock" several times describing bands like Boston. It's a hit! Everyone loves it!

[This message has been edited by Brad (edited 03-04-2000).]
 
This is scary, S8-N, I had some serious thoughts about that just yesterday. If we are on the same wavelength, something wild is indeed happening!

S2K: good thinking on that plural word you used. One of my mottos: "Spice are the variety of life". And if you can't understand it...forget I ever said it!

As far as any of this kind of stuff goes...I'm reminded of yet another saying (one for every occasion): "Be careful what you ask for...you just might get it!"

I tried to have an impromptu meeting this summer in Chicago, almost did it in NY earlier this month (but ran out of energy trying to keep up with the women)...Y2K should be the year though!
 
Hey, I'm down. Not that I need much of an excuse to go hang out and get plastered ... And Nate at least doesn't have a wife. Apparantly women don't find the whole beer drinking, partying, no responsibilities thing very apealing. heh.

-a slightly intoxicated nate k
 
I have no wife but I do have a live-in girlfriend (Sin-dee) who would probably be pretty excited about me going out of town for a couple of days...
I would assume that real wives would feel the same way... never had one, though... I avoid christian ceremonies.
Now there's just that money issue... I could afford to go if it was not too far away... Like New Orleans maybe...
All kinds of evil behaviour is tolerated (nay, embraced) there... And I know all the good bars.

S8-N
 
I have to admit that I'm more than just a little curious to see what your idea of a "good bar" is S8-N. Would we like, have to bring our own goats ???
 
New Orleans would be my first choice for a party town too! Goats are available for rental, I'm sure. And there are dragons at the zoo. I would definitely like to sponsor a group visit to Marie Laveau's shop, and one or two other interesting places I know there.
http://www.parascope.com/en/articles/voodooQueen.htm

Now, if we wanted to get any recording or conference done, that still might work, but we'd have to strictly limit the party stuff till afterwards...and no video cameras! :)
 
I've been looking for a good excuse to go to New Orleans (never been there). Sounds like the beginning of a suitably diabolical plan. And if things get too weird, we've got the perfect excuse to explain ourselves. "The devil made me do it".

-Nate K
 
Alas, I have no way in hell of getting to New Orleans.. I'll just set up a Canadian get-together, although I fear I'd be drinking alone.. Ah well.. I'll have a Canadian get-together every night then.. Cheers!
 
Everyone should get to New Orleans at least once in their life... I lived there for awhile and I figured out one thing: New Orleans isn't a place in which to be productive...
Visit...Party... Get the hell out...
I try to go once every few months..

S8-N
 
You know, another place that you just HAVE to visit is a town called Bozeman, Montana. If we meet in Bozeman, then I won't have to travel. Sounds good to me. We have some bars and a Walmart...and if that's not enticing enough, there's a porno shop where you can buy blow-up sheep.

S8-N could find his old bass player and give him a good boot to the crotch. I'd be interested in seeing that.

And then of course there'd be the complimentary tour of Slackmaster Studios, Ltd. Founded over 4 months ago, Slackmaster Studios has been producing at least three of the best songs to have ever come out of Bozeman's southern subdivisions. As Slackmaster Studios' chairman Slackmaster 2000 was once quoted as saying, "You've just got to come in and see this place if there's nothing else to look at."

So come on, jump in your cars and drive to the state that didn't have a speed limit last year. Where cows and fields of grain bring out the inner child in all of us. You know, that kid who had to shovel cow shit all summer long.

We'll be meeting in the ballroom of the Sleepy Hunter's Buckshot Inn and Taxidermy Gallery. The best place to see and eat the Northwest's finest dead critters. Magic Fingers in all the beds ($0.25 non-refundable)!!!!

Slackmaster 2000
 
Montana - sure, I'll be in Alberta in June too. But I've always wanted to visit New Orleans. Oh, go on - we can see Dr John!
 
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