Crazy shit goin' on man...I might be a ass-backward country boy, but I know a lot of places I could go that a lot of folks would have no fuckin' idea where I had disappeared to if it came to that...That is one advantage of living in Deliverance-ville my whole life, & there are thousands of people like that around here...
To me, actual country folk are fine. I love em. Hillbillies, cajuns, bumpkins, whatever. Good people, mostly. A little weird, but thy're good people for the most part. These urban redneck cowboy wannabes with their giant 4x4s that have never seen a speck of dirt are a different breed of douchebag. They make me want to beat them to death with their own oversized belt buckles. But if something crazy ever happens locally, they'll be on the front lines fighting like banshees for God and country. They can die first.
But I'm sorry for even bringing it up. Back to tones please....