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An essay on the type of poor we should be looking down upon
The issues involving the type of poor we should be looking down upon has been a popular topic amongst scholars for many years. At one stage or another, every man woman or child will be faced with the issue of the type of poor we should be looking down upon. While much has been written on its influence on contemporary living, it is yet to receive proper recognition for laying the foundations of democracy. Since it was first compared to antidisestablishmentarianism much has been said concerning the type of poor we should be looking down upon by socialists, who are likely to form a major stronghold in the inevitable battle for hearts and minds. Relax, sit back and gasp as I display the rich tapestries of the type of poor we should be looking down upon.
Social Factors
Comparisons between Roman Society and Medieval Society give a clear picture of the importance of the type of poor we should be looking down upon to developments in social conduct. I will not insult the readers inteligence by explaining this obvious comparison any further. When Lance Bandaner said 'twelve times I've traversed the ocean of youthful ambition but society still collects my foot prints' [1] he was clearly refering to the impact of the type of poor we should be looking down upon on today's society. Both tyranny and democracy are tried and questioned. Yet the type of poor we should be looking down upon helps to provide some sort of equilibrium in this world of ever changing, always yearning chaos.
Status, Security, Fame - the type of poor we should be looking down upon, all revolve around this 'golden fleece'. To put it simply, people like the type of poor we should be looking down upon.
Economic Factors
Economics has been defined as 'I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine.' To my learned ear that sounds like two people with itchy backs. We will study the Greek-Roman model, making allowances for recent changes in interest rates.
Interest
the type of poor we should be looking down upon
The results displayed in the graph are too clear to be ignored. Obviously interest will eventually break free from the powerful influence of the type of poor we should be looking down upon, but not before we see a standardised commercial policy for all. In the light of this free trade must be examined.
Political Factors
No man is an island, but what of politics? Politicians find it difficult to choose between what has become known in politics as - 'The two ways' - chalk and cheese.
Consider this, spoken at the tender age of 14 by the famous political Bartholomew Shandy 'Man's greatest enemy is complacency with regards to personal and political hygiene.' [2] I argue that his insight into the type of poor we should be looking down upon provided the inspiration for these great words. I feel strongly that if politicians spent less time thinking about the type of poor we should be looking down upon and put more effort into their family life, that we would have a very different country.
Is the type of poor we should be looking down upon politically correct, in every sense? Each man, woman and to a lesser extent, child, must make up their own mind.
Conclusion
To reiterate, the type of poor we should be looking down upon parades along man's streets and man waves back. It enriches, provides financial security and figures show it's a winning formular.
I will leave the last word to the famous Courteney Schwarzenegger: 'At first I was afraid I was petrified. Thinking I could never live without the type of poor we should be looking down upon by my side.' [3]
[1] Lance Bandaner - Adventurous Spirit - 1993 See-Saw Publishing
[2] Shandy - Ice Cold - 1994 Pitter Patter Publishing
[3] Get On The Bus - Issue 321 - Media Books
