At the risk of scaring off everybody from this challenge, lest they end up with my lyrics, here it is.
(verse 1)
Pretty as such I know I'm not
And I don't really give a damn
Is it really asking too much
For you to call me ma'am
(chorus)
Flowers are pretty
Music's like wine
Why does this happen all of the time
Life is so shitty
Waters like brine
Why does this happen all of the time
(verse 2)
Ugly as sin if you're trying too hard
A case for less is more
Dressed to kill and badly done
And you could be a whore
(verse 3)
Write you a book if I thought it'd help
Or draw you a diagram
But is it really asking too much
For you to call me ma'am
(verse 1)
Pretty as such I know I'm not
And I don't really give a damn
Is it really asking too much
For you to call me ma'am
(chorus)
Flowers are pretty
Music's like wine
Why does this happen all of the time
Life is so shitty
Waters like brine
Why does this happen all of the time
(verse 2)
Ugly as sin if you're trying too hard
A case for less is more
Dressed to kill and badly done
And you could be a whore
(verse 3)
Write you a book if I thought it'd help
Or draw you a diagram
But is it really asking too much
For you to call me ma'am