Things are getting slightly out of hand here...
Valve Condenser Microphones
AKG C28a vintage tube mic with CK28 capsule
Big Al - Unknown vintage bottle mic
Lomo 19a9 (Soviet valve mic)
Neumann Gefell UM57 (x2)
Neumann Gefell CMV551 with M55k and UM71 capsules
Gefell MV582. with M62 cardioid capsule
Recard (Old French valve mic, 1960s)
Reissmann MR50 (x2) & MR51 (x2) valve mics
Teladi K120 tube mics (pair) & K43 bottle mic
Tesla tube microphone
Thiele M5 multi pattern tube mic
Thiele M4 (three!) - rebuilt & serviced
Syncron Fairchild AU7A (tube modified)
Wetzel German tube mic, 1950s
Xaudia U47 clone with Thiersch M7 capsule and EF12k tube
Unknown West German tube mic - nice!
FET Condenser Microphones
AKG C451 with CK1 capsule (x2)
AKG C422 (stereo C414)
AKG C418 (x2) & C518 clip mics for drums
BLUE Dragonfly & Omni Mouse
FiCord 1200
Josephson C720 dual diaphragm condenser - excellent!
Microtech Gefell M691 with UM70 multi-pattern capsule
Milab DC96b
MXL 603s
Oktava MK18
Oktava MK219
Neumann TLM49
Neumann KM74i & KM75i (x2)
Rode NT3 (x2)
Shure Beta 91 (boundary mic for kick drum)
Sony C38 & C48 (versatile multi-pattern mics)
Syncron Fairchild AU7A
Ribbon Microphones
Aiwa VM13, Aiwa VM15 (x2)
Altec 670A
Amperite (x2, classic oldies)
Beyerdynamic M260 (some)
Bang and Olufsen BM2 and BM3
Bruno Velotron (not quite a ribbon!)
Cadenza ribbon mics, some.
Crowley & Tripp Naked Eye Roswellite (x2) - indestructible ribbons!
ElectroVoice V1, V2, V2A & V3 Velocity ribbon mics
Film Industries M8
Framez ribbon mic
GEC 2370 and 2373 ribbon mics
Grampian GR2 M600 (x2)
LEM ribbon - very French, very old!
Lustraphone VR53
Magneti Marelli, Italian licensed RCA 74b copy.
Meazzi ribbon mic
Melodium 42B - huge French RCA44 style mic (x2)
Melodium RM6
Oktava ML11, ML17, ML19 & ML52
Philips velocity ribbon mic - very rare!
Reslo RV and RBL models (lots!)
RCA 74B
RCA 77DX
ST&C 4033
Tannoy ribbon mics x 2
Toshiba ribbon microphones x 3, Types B, C & F
Unknown Australian RCA 44 copy
Velocibel 36A
Zephyr 30RA
Dynamic Microphones
AKG D202 rocket mic
AKG D5
ElectroVoice RE20 (x2) & PL20 (classic for kick, bass, horns, vocals)
Electrovoice RE320
ElectroVoice 642 cardioline / shotgun mics. (x2)
Geloso Piezo mic (x2)
Lomo 82A5M
Milab D37
Shure SM57, SM58, 57 beta, 58 beta (several)
Sony FV300 (killer guitar amp mic)
Probably some more at the back of the cupboard....
Do I need therapy?