CoolCat
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a friend and i use Guitar Center BlowoutMart as the "bad" analogy and a running sarcasticly humorous joke. WalMart of Music stores. IMO.
Ex#1:
my friend went in to GC the other day, beyond his better common sense, and asked for a 10 thousandths electric guitar string.
the GC pro- said "whoooa!! wait a minute I'll get someone who knows ALL ABOUT that stuff! i just sell whats on the wall behind me!!!!" (which was guitar strings etc..
the 2nd pro-salesmen came over, as if to help a cripple, proud and confident, arrogant, but didn't understand what string gauges were either, but he did know E-B-G, etc... and recommended buying a "full set" as they would match better.
by then a 3rd Pro-sales staff member came over to help, and all three of them didn't understand the gauge terminolgy of the guitar strings they were selling (apparently not required knoweldge to be a PRO STAFF in the Electric Guitar string Dept. at GC). They just sell those "things" on the shelf behind DUDE!!
after some explanation, of thousandths, .010, steel is a material used to make strings....my buddy said somehow they laughed at him for using terminology of 9's, 9 thousandths, or 10's and 11 thousandths, or .010....etc....like he was some frkn wiredo from 1965??
he said
the three GC PRO STAFF laughed at him and said "DAMN DUDE!!! WE SELL ROCK HERE MAN!!! NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!!! duh huh huh huh"
he said he won't be back..he's had really good luck with Musicians Friend.
I think he summarized like " I'm through dealing with those crack monkeys.."
hehehe, fhkng funny...i'm laughing thinking about it
Ex#1:
my friend went in to GC the other day, beyond his better common sense, and asked for a 10 thousandths electric guitar string.
the GC pro- said "whoooa!! wait a minute I'll get someone who knows ALL ABOUT that stuff! i just sell whats on the wall behind me!!!!" (which was guitar strings etc..
the 2nd pro-salesmen came over, as if to help a cripple, proud and confident, arrogant, but didn't understand what string gauges were either, but he did know E-B-G, etc... and recommended buying a "full set" as they would match better.
by then a 3rd Pro-sales staff member came over to help, and all three of them didn't understand the gauge terminolgy of the guitar strings they were selling (apparently not required knoweldge to be a PRO STAFF in the Electric Guitar string Dept. at GC). They just sell those "things" on the shelf behind DUDE!!
after some explanation, of thousandths, .010, steel is a material used to make strings....my buddy said somehow they laughed at him for using terminology of 9's, 9 thousandths, or 10's and 11 thousandths, or .010....etc....like he was some frkn wiredo from 1965??
he said
the three GC PRO STAFF laughed at him and said "DAMN DUDE!!! WE SELL ROCK HERE MAN!!! NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!!! duh huh huh huh"
he said he won't be back..he's had really good luck with Musicians Friend.
I think he summarized like " I'm through dealing with those crack monkeys.."
hehehe, fhkng funny...i'm laughing thinking about it