Dude, you have nothing to lose.
Download the Fruity demo, it's
free, and you can use it to do everything, including export loops as wave files. You just can't use it to save fruity projects. If you need to save projects, you can buy the "pro" version without the piano roll for $49.
www.fruityloops.com
Just to show you what it can do, I made a drum loop in fruity. Then I crunched it up with a bunch of different distortion plugins. All of them were free buzz effects, except for the blood overdrive, which is an included fruity effect.
The results are
HERE. You can download all the files as a zip file called
beats.zip. The original file is called
. Or you can download one or two or none. They are all named after the effect I used, sometimes with the settings in the name.
If you don't understand why I am pushing this after you listen, then I just don't think I can help you.
But don't ever say I didn't try to improve your life...