You're as full of shit as a Christmas turkey.
For real. Who eats a christmas turkey that's full of shit?
You're as full of shit as a Christmas turkey.
Never eat Jimi's Christmas turkey..
Once when working inside a B1 bomber, I smacked my finger with a hammer against the steel and my fingernail turned immediately blue. Went to the plant nurse, she heats up a pin, pop/squirt! Not the same has having something dug out my my eye, but it did hurt.
Indeed. Apparently he stuffs his with poo. I myself favour a mixture of breadcrumbs, sausage meat, thyme, parsley, suet and egg.
Once when working inside a B1 bomber, I smacked my finger with a hammer against the steel and my fingernail turned immediately blue. Went to the plant nurse, she heats up a pin, pop/squirt! Not the same has having something dug out my my eye, but it did hurt.
I've had something similar happen. I had a sliver of steel about the size of a toothpick go under my fingernail all the way to the cuticle. The stab didn't hurt as much as the pressure building in there. When I finally got to it with some pliers and yanked it out, blood shot out like a fire hose. It was awesome, and quite relieving.
I got a punctured cornia from a sloe thorn that sprung back whilst out walking the dogs. Sloe thorns here are about an inch long and sharp as needles.. It was excruciatingly painful for a few weeks and then for about a week every few months as the scab that results apparently gets blinked off quite easily before it heals properly and you are back to square one. Lasted for over a year and they were on the brink of doing surgery to repair it before it finally corrected itself. It was probably the most discomfort I have ever suffered and I've had quite few broken and damgaed body bits over the years. Doctors reconed I was about a mm from losing my eyesight..
Apparently the toe/fingernail nail thing with the needle like you had is quite common with footballers and dancers. I love bursting a good blister but under a nail....... No thanks.
It was awesome, and quite relieving.
I bet that hurt like hell and for such a long time. It is amazing how fragile certain body parts are and yet some how, there aren't more debilitating injuries.
Yea, what I talked about compared to getting something in the eye, is kind of like, stumping your toe verses getting a foot cut off.
Yes, it never hurt so good.
and to think people pay money to be tortured worse than that. Mad world....
Wenge and padauk are the worst timbers. You soon learn never to run your hands over the work until it's lacquered... a gentle fondle is all..
Also Ekki (Azobe). A splinter of that stuff hurts like hell and goes almost instantly septic. Although you probably wouldn't come across it in luthiering.
Funny, I thought he was complaining about being gouged, but everyone interprets it as he's complaining about having to pay...
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...................I have blue cross but it has a high deductible ($1100)
I get to the desk to pay and she says "that will be $305.00."
I was shocked....305 freaking dollars for him to look at it, wash it, put some salve on it and badage it?
Well, needless to say I wasn't going to go back there.
The next day I get a call from the receptionist asking when I was gonna be in. I told her " I'm not coming in. I think you gorged me on the bill. 305 dollars is ridiculous...my regular eye doctor did everything you guys did plus removed a tiny piece of metal that was embedded in my eye a whole back....he charged me $140.
She said. "Well, we charged you like someone who didn't have insurance and though it is a high deductible you do have blue cross....so we adjusted to the blue cross allowable charge and you have a $130 credit. The credit will cover your follow up visit and there should be no charge.
I go back and he, after being a smart ads about me skipping a day, looks at it and says . Since its Friday I'm going to put a flexable contact lense bandage in and prescribe eye drops instead of wrapping it.
I get to the desk and she says " that will be $95"
I ask what the deal it and the doctor says I had a credit of $130 and the visit was $130...but the flexible contact lense bandage was $95.
I looked it up in the net....you can buy a package of 6 flex contact lense badage for $57.
I guess I got screwed but it's the last time they will get the chance
Not sure what the turkey comment is about...