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I found my old post where famous beagle tried to be smart at me but failed miserably when i pointed out that he not only cant write tunes well, but that he cant turn the knob on his tremolo well either. So here ya go, you all wanted it and asked me 2 years ago where i learned it all so..
Alright nerdgins, failed seekers, metalheads, deadheads, ex hal leonard employees, stoners etc... i have decided to spread unto you the greatest informative book ever written in the history of compositional technique. But i do so with a few warnings. 1. If you look upon this, see a few familiar terms and decide you "already know all this sht", then you have failed. And likely will always fail. At everything. Until some poor wench makes a husband out of you and makes you sht out two kids and sell your music equipment on ebay for diaper money. 2. Do not expect overnight improvement after reading this book. It teaches you how to fish for your own genius, it isnt an instant fix and if you lack imagination this cant help you gain it.
Alright you naysayers, exhippies, messenger shooters, country music songwriters trying to make it big in nashville by slowly incorporating more and more hip hop influence into your country songs youre trying to sell....
here it is:
http://www.roedyblack.com/PGS_Produc...ALLY_Works.htm
Do not take it lightly betches, this is for real. You will forever remember this day that the great wide consciousness of man came together in this tiny corner of existence so taht you could stop writing garbage tunes and finally create something that makes your friends jealous and your girlfriends encouragement genuine at last.
BEHOLD!
BUT REMEMBER THE RULES! REMEMBER THE 2 RULES!
Alright nerdgins, failed seekers, metalheads, deadheads, ex hal leonard employees, stoners etc... i have decided to spread unto you the greatest informative book ever written in the history of compositional technique. But i do so with a few warnings. 1. If you look upon this, see a few familiar terms and decide you "already know all this sht", then you have failed. And likely will always fail. At everything. Until some poor wench makes a husband out of you and makes you sht out two kids and sell your music equipment on ebay for diaper money. 2. Do not expect overnight improvement after reading this book. It teaches you how to fish for your own genius, it isnt an instant fix and if you lack imagination this cant help you gain it.
Alright you naysayers, exhippies, messenger shooters, country music songwriters trying to make it big in nashville by slowly incorporating more and more hip hop influence into your country songs youre trying to sell....
here it is:
http://www.roedyblack.com/PGS_Produc...ALLY_Works.htm
Do not take it lightly betches, this is for real. You will forever remember this day that the great wide consciousness of man came together in this tiny corner of existence so taht you could stop writing garbage tunes and finally create something that makes your friends jealous and your girlfriends encouragement genuine at last.
BEHOLD!
BUT REMEMBER THE RULES! REMEMBER THE 2 RULES!