How about we cut to the chase? "Don't F around while I'm gone" Do it in an outlaw country. After that, it writes itself:
Don't let anyone drink my beer
No other to call you dear
Allow no other to pet my hound (let's face it, I can probably take another man with my girl, but my dog, that is low)
No one to listen to your moaning sounds
Chorus
Don't F around while I am gone
If you do it will be a song
Like so many others that have come along
Don't F around while I am gone
Best I can do on such a short notice.
If you use it, give me credit
maybe.