CONTEST THREAD - who is worthy?

[BroKen_H]

Agent orange's a mother.

 

[Greg_L]

Agent Orange is a cool band.

 

[BroKen_H]

Okey, Angry Samoans agent's mother?

 

[Bruthish]

Alright I got the song. #14 Greg's pick. Not sure who is up for this... It's a tough one especially vocal wise.....

 

[BroKen_H]

THe suspense is killing us

 

[Bruthish]

Waiting for a drum roll...

 

[BroKen_H]

 

[Bruthish]

Alright.... I have a backup song if everyone thinks this is too much of a challenge....

Kansas - Carry on wayward son

 

[jonny deep]

Never heard of it.

 

[RAMI]

Great tune, but definitely not easy. No that it has to be easy, just sayin'.

 

[BroKen_H]

And what was choice number 2? I'm already trying to do a salsa version of Carrion in my head.

 

[Schwarzenyaeger]

So can we collab?

I have neither drums nor harmonies

 

[Bruthish]

Collab is ok. The backup song would be a little easier.

Survivor -eye of the tiger

 

[jonny deep]

Great tune, but definitely not easy. No that it has to be easy, just sayin'.

Had a listen - it's all over the place. I bet you could do it, Rami.

 

[Mr Clean]

And also all the good meltdown freakout stuff got removed.

I read through the thread earlier and wondered if I'd imagined it!

 

[Bruthish]

I bet you could do it too RAMI. Not sure if everyone else is willing to try though

 

[BroKen_H]

I'm playing: so far I have humorous lyrics and a Latino beat.

Try:
Carrion my buzzard son
There's a piece of moul'dring bone
It's the meal that we love best
Till they die no more


When we eat a meal it's had it's conclusion
There's no hope of help of plasma transfusion
We go soaring ever higher
Just to view what's died.


Though the eyes don't see, we wait on a blind lamb
Though it starts to stink, until it gets trash canned
I veer from choices which are sleeping
For rotted deer fillet.


Carrion my buzzard son
There's a piece of moul'dring bone
It's the meal that we love best
Till they die no more


There's no waiting for our food, there's no season
Cat filleted beside the road is the reason
And if we aim to eat a bison, well
It's bursting seams from all it's bloat


There's an atrophied non-moving Laotian
Lost his snout and all his ribs have been broken
Our dinner course was his misfortune
Bunny ears, convoy soufflé.


Carrion my buzzard son
There's a piece of moul'dring bone
It's the meal that we love best
Till they die no more

No!


Carrion, you will eat what's dismembered
Carrion, if it squeaks that's an ender
Now your gut's no longer empty
Moldy pheasant waits for you


Carrion my buzzard son
There's a peace on that there bone
It's the meal that we love best
Till they die Till they die no more

 

[RAMI]

I used to sing it in a cover band. I think I also sang it in a band where I was playing drums and singing lead, too. So, I'm not worried about the vocals, but man, the whole tune is quite a production. If someone wants me to sing it over their music, I'm in.

 

[BroKen_H]

I'm thinking acoustic guitars, piano, Latin percussion. Big blaring trumpets.
You want big production, you got it. Wonder if I can hire a local mariachi band to do some of the work...

 

[Bubba po]

I'm EMPHATICALLY out - with both choices, lol.