Well...I got my Evolution keyboard from Zzounds today--brought to us by our neighbor who had been out of town. UPS delivered it to the wrong address--on Friday!
Here's an excerpt from the e-mail I'm sending them:
"It was immediately obvious that the package had seen much abuse during shipping. One end of the outer box was crushed badly and ripped open (not cut) with great force. The gaping hole spanned 16 inches and covered two sides of the box. We opened the outer shipping box to inspect the inner merchandise box, and although it was not ripped or cut, it also bore the marks of rough handling "before shipping." It did not have the look of a new item. Inside the merchandise box we found only two small 12”x 24” loose pieces of bubble wrap that had been crudely cut to that size and were offering little, if any protection. This could not possibly be the original packing. Also, the small 6”x 8” box containing the manual even had a gouge in it. This keyboard has obviously been in and out of the original box and packing before. It looks as if it has been shipped and returned more than once—and was inadequately repacked before being shipped to me. It was not in new condition.
"The outside of the plastic keyboard, itself, appeared to be undamaged, but who knows about the sensitive electronics inside. Therefore, I have not even tried to use it. For all I know, the handling may have caused damage inside that I won’t discover for several weeks. Or perhaps in several weeks or months the thing just quits working because of damage caused during shipping. Either way, I know that it is detrimental to handle electronics roughly. For all of these reasons, I am not willing to accept this item. It is not what I paid for, and I do not want it. I paid for a new item, safely shipped to my door, not a previously returned item that appears to have been handled by gorillas."
I'm sure this was a previously returned item. On Tuesday I will call them for either another keyboard or my money. Depending on my mood I may threaten to never do business with them again unless they sweeten the deal with some extras. I will not be satisfied with talking with a sales rep. I will talk to sales manager, and if I don't get satisfaction I will fire off a letter to the VP of sales and tell him/her that I will trash their name on this BBS and anywhere else I can.
I am an exponential prick.