What are the odds?

[Bobbsy]

This was a double post...my internet dropped out while posting so I did it again after rebooting my router...but, lo and behold, the original turned up an hour or two later.

Ho hum. I may as well tell a bad joke or something since I can't delete.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey!".

The horse says "Sure!".

Told you it was bad.

 

[gecko zzed]

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?"

 

[Greg_L]

A horse walks into a bar and gets a lump on his head.

 

[grimtraveller]

A horse walks into a bar and says "Fire !!"

 

[Beerhunter]

 

[XploZiveToyz]

A horse is a horse of course of course, unless the horse is Mr. Ed!

 

[Bobbsy]

A horse walks into a smart cocktail bar.

The doorman says: “Wait you can’t come in here without a tie.” The horse goes out to his car, looks in the boot and gets a set of jump leads, which he ties around his neck. He goes back in and says to the barman: “This alright?”

The barman says: “Hmm, okay... but don’t try starting anything.”

 

[dobro]

Horse walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says, conversationally, 'We don't get many horses in here.'

'And at these prices,' says the horse, 'I'm not surprised.'

 

[Bobbsy]

A white horse walks into the bar and orders a Scotch. The bartender says conversationally, "We have a whisky named after you".

"What?" says the horse "A whisky called George?".