Chriss
Jitens Half Brother
for the newbies, there are some guidelines to dj'ing and clubbing.. they're good to know even if you're just a regular clubber.. Since i have to go to work i'll just bring a few basics.. more will come later..
If you are dj'ing at a venue and a guy comes up asking for you to play a track, you flip the earphones off in a cool way, look at the guy with a freezing gaze and says. "What?" The guy will repeat the question and you will say, "off course". You will now seemingly start to look for the record, but of course you're not going to find it, nor play it.. nothing could ever make you play that track.
If a girl comes up, you will consider whether she's barely legal, blond and stupid and if she leans in over the booth, measurements of her breasts can be taken.. if all this fits, you'll dig out the record and before you play it, send her a little wink..
How to make a dj smile : Be blond, barely legal and dance in a sensual way infront of the booth.. leaning in over the booth so the dj can take measurements of your boobs is also an option.
Shit.. i'm allready 20 min late.. but who gives a fuck?
If you are dj'ing at a venue and a guy comes up asking for you to play a track, you flip the earphones off in a cool way, look at the guy with a freezing gaze and says. "What?" The guy will repeat the question and you will say, "off course". You will now seemingly start to look for the record, but of course you're not going to find it, nor play it.. nothing could ever make you play that track.
If a girl comes up, you will consider whether she's barely legal, blond and stupid and if she leans in over the booth, measurements of her breasts can be taken.. if all this fits, you'll dig out the record and before you play it, send her a little wink..
How to make a dj smile : Be blond, barely legal and dance in a sensual way infront of the booth.. leaning in over the booth so the dj can take measurements of your boobs is also an option.
Shit.. i'm allready 20 min late.. but who gives a fuck?