The Evil called SOGUCE

CyanJaguar

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I had a dream last night. I was at a meeting where a great man of God was speaking. He was speaking great things. The meeting was in a Guitar Center and everybody was paying attention to the great man of God. Everybody except me. I was preoccupied with the guitars. Everytime the man of God tried to ask me a question, I would not be able to answer it because my mind was on the gear. The man of God got very angry at me.

So when I woke up, I realized that there must be a force in guitar center that causes people to obsess and spend all their time and money on Gear. I believe this is the SPIRIT OF GUITAR CENTER: or SOGUCE

Anyhow, I made up my mind not to go to guitar center anymore.

Moral of the story: I went instead to Zoo's music, and ended up buying a mesa 20/20 at Zoo's music for a great deal. They had tons of cool stuff there that guitar center did not have. Nice tube amps, nice preamps, nice everything -at great prices

Enter the force called SOZOMU.


DARN!
 
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