I rarely post lyrics - but last Saturday we did a gig and this rather attractive, well dressed lady comes in. During a break the bass player and I talked to her, and it was clear she was half way to drunk, had a foul mouth and was not nearly the lady she appeared to be. She left after one set - but she did inspire these lyrics - which almost came as is, during a 40 minute drive home from the club (with a minor re-write the next day).
I don't think this is something I can use with my publisher, it is a little cliche and the title phrase is a little hard to spit out (although I still sent it in for copyright - cause you never know). But I thought I would share it with the writers on this site - as an example how a brief encounter can create a song.
Street Smart Broad
Verse
I've seen every game a man can play
To try to get a woman to let him have his way
And I know every single trick in the book
A woman can use to get a man to look
I ain't afraid to say what I see
I don't really care what people think about me
I may be offensive, but I'm not a fraud
I'm a small town, big mouth, street smart broad
Verse
I work in a diner, tend bar at night
I drink with the big boys, I know how to fight
Now I can look pretty, look good in a skirt
But I ain't afraid to get my hands in the dirt
I've felt all the heartache, heard all the lies
From one night stands with too many guys
You can say what you may, but I'm not a fraud
I'm a small town, big mouth, street smart broad
Chorus
I'm a street smart broad and I'm tough as hell
A street smart broad, you can probably tell
That I'm not a lady, but I'm not a fraud
I'm a small town, big mouth, street smart broad
Bridge
Now I can act classy, if I need to be
But that's not something that's expected of me
You can dress me up in make up and high heeled shoes
Just don't hand me a bottle of booze
Chorus
Copyright 2006 Lyrics & Music: M. Helgesen
I don't think this is something I can use with my publisher, it is a little cliche and the title phrase is a little hard to spit out (although I still sent it in for copyright - cause you never know). But I thought I would share it with the writers on this site - as an example how a brief encounter can create a song.
Street Smart Broad
Verse
I've seen every game a man can play
To try to get a woman to let him have his way
And I know every single trick in the book
A woman can use to get a man to look
I ain't afraid to say what I see
I don't really care what people think about me
I may be offensive, but I'm not a fraud
I'm a small town, big mouth, street smart broad
Verse
I work in a diner, tend bar at night
I drink with the big boys, I know how to fight
Now I can look pretty, look good in a skirt
But I ain't afraid to get my hands in the dirt
I've felt all the heartache, heard all the lies
From one night stands with too many guys
You can say what you may, but I'm not a fraud
I'm a small town, big mouth, street smart broad
Chorus
I'm a street smart broad and I'm tough as hell
A street smart broad, you can probably tell
That I'm not a lady, but I'm not a fraud
I'm a small town, big mouth, street smart broad
Bridge
Now I can act classy, if I need to be
But that's not something that's expected of me
You can dress me up in make up and high heeled shoes
Just don't hand me a bottle of booze
Chorus
Copyright 2006 Lyrics & Music: M. Helgesen