oh, for the love of the sacred christ, lmFao...
well then, please let me readdress your concerns, sir... since your concerns are so LEGION, you will kindly allow me to quote them... (god, I'd lose TRACK, hee hee)
CONCERN:"Not sure where to start, here- I see a couple of red flags popping up, but let's address the positive, first.
(Thinking, thinking...)
Okay, I can't find any positives, and really, I tried. I don't mean to tear into you, but I feel these things really must be said:"
ANSWER: "wow.", that all I can say, is, "wow". Can you say "paranoid pessimist?" ANything I said, thet could in any way possible, be remotely possibly misconstrued, and made to seem as worse as POSSIBLE, you did... trying to be "positive" about your negativity and paranoid outlook on the human race? okay, okay, I TRIED to find anything positve about it... oops, I CANT be positive about your view of thed world (PS - just having some quid pro quo fun with you, eh? ha ha...) for the record? anything I say that can be taken a good way and a bad way? I meant it the "good way" if I dont raise my voice, mmmkay? (not to self: this must be a LAWYER? my old lady is a lawyer, this would make more sense...lol)
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CONCERN:"If she's burned out on music and/or singing, you are not doing her any favors dragging her, kicking and screaming, back into it. If it is a passion for her, she will return to it, in time. The artist does not create because she wants to, she creates because she must."
ANSWER: no one is dragging anyone, kicking/screaming/or otherwise.... my buddy was excited to accidentally find someone that "knew something" about music to "judge me" on my CDs I bring him of my classical compositions (he is a gifted sculptor, as well as drawing and illustrating? She can sing... and knows "something" from both her parents?), where I could rather trust her "judgement" where I am education wise with theory... I was curious how I "stack up" from listenign to my CD, as far as where she would "guess" how much education I had gone thru to be able to make what I did... me and my buddy had trouble convincing her I didnt have a formal education in music; she said from what she heard, if it was one of the many CDs that crossed her fathers study room desk she hears, she would have guessed I was either just finishing up a bachelors in music, or had done so, or was trying now to get into a graduate program for composition... (wink) she kinda gushed... THEN she sang for me, and my "jaw dropped open" and was flabbergasted... I'm 43, my buddy is 28, and she's 23... I havent heard ANYone in real life sing like THAT since I dated a girl in college that was takikng vocal lessons for opera-type singing... this is "sh!tsplat, Pennsylvania" and neither of us is used to running across anyone that can read sheet music, LMAO, let alone knows anything about theory, ha ha ha...
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CONCERN:Your use of the phrase "trying to take advantage" troubles me. Impossible for me to tell, from your post, what you really mean, but if it is exploitation, I can not, in good conscious, support that.
ANSWER: Perhaps now that I know you thru your post-modern pessimism? (sorry, lol) my words were poorly chosen. By "take advantage" I simply mean to say, this lady has serious trained talent, and I cant previously find a singer locally that can read sheet, knows theory, nada... judging by MY experience, about once every 20 YEARS I accidentally run across a talented, trained singer, LMAO... everyone wants to get drunk at the bar, and scream into a shure SM57, or rap... and all the guitarists and singers think that multitracking and music theory keeps you from "being real, man..." here, takign advantage simply means the planets have lined up in syzygy again 20 years later, and I know this wont happen again until I am SIXTY-three, ha ha...
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CONCERN:Of course there are techniques to get singers moving, used by educators, directors and conductors, but the starting point is a singer who is not only trained, but also intrinsically motivated.
ANSWER: uh uh, she ENJOYS singing, its not a motivation thing... she just cant stand being constantly nitpicked over by a overconcerned mother, who was never happy... she said it was like having a father that was a football coach, nothing was ever good enough, LMAO. I told her she can do anything she WANTS, and can change words and phrases, pick keys, ANYthing... and I was sure I would not "nitpick" with her results, heh heh... (this made her smile and be happy about it, hee hee) i told her I would expect HER to change thinsg aroun to suit herself... (my theory is to let the plumbers do the plumbing, since I aint a singer)
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CONCERN: There is also a very good, universally recognized "technique" for communicating the idea in your head, to a singer. It's called standard notation. If you don't already use that "technique," the best advise I can offer is for you to learn how.
ANSWER: gee, really? (yah, I taught myself to read sheet music, I just never played a pitched instrument before, lol) around HERE in shitt-splat... the recognized "technique" is you put words on paper, then strum random major and minor chords and hum... and write the chord letters over the words, lmFao... which is, or course, hardly what I have in mind, you know? lol... ANYways, I sort of hear "Laura Branigan" in my head singing any love ballad lyrics, but, since I dont have "perfect pitch" I have no idea what key "Laura" is singing in, much less what "notes" she is hitting at any point in time... lmFao (if that makes any sense...) plus, I know singers have ranges and keys, and often a song must be RE-written to take advantage of the singers talents, and just figured it would be bright of me to let HER pick the key and chord structure she PREFERS right from the get go, then I can attempt to compose some classical-ish and avoid a major headache later on... as luck would have it, my "favorite" scale is "pentatonic minor", and she loves pent minor... you see, she likes my composing classical music on my computer, and I love hearing her sing like Sara Brightman (I have Phantom of the Opera CDs? hee hee) each of us wants to try to figure out a way to "make use of" the other...
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CONCERN:"Chances are, this young woman probably has more than enough chops to help you get your ideas down on paper, in standard notation."
ANSWER: great! if you werent so paranoid, "yes, this actually IS a great idea, maybe, if the 2 of you can pull it off!" would have sufficed, ha ha ha. (sorry, just having fun with you. Lighten up...) i can compose classical on my computer, and I do a sort of "slightly classical pop" ditties too... she can sing her @$$ off... we just need lyrics. I typically cant "songwrite" just compose instrumentals, SHE cant write music, but... we both agree we want a "bittersweet, etheral/haunting" sounding lyrics for her to sing. SO far, the "best idea so far" has been for my buddies sister (who plays no instruments at all...) well, she writes lyrics, which iis to say, "bad poetry while smoking pot", and me and the singer, well, neither of us thinks THIS is the way to go for a lyricist, lmFao...
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CONCERN:" The reality is, if she turns you down, it would probably be for very good reason. If I were her father, uncle, former professor, etc. I would tell her to make damn sure she has a SIGNED CONTRACT with you, to protect her rights. You are asking her to be, in essence, your co-writer, and she deserves equal credit (see "Lerner and Lowe," "Rogers and Hammerstein," "Elton John and Bernie Taupin.")
ANSWER: i told her, even though she didnt ask, the "object of the exercise", was thus: I make classical compositions, but dont know SQUAT about how to even TRY to apply it, and plus I am in schitt-splatt, Pennsylvania, further complicating matters. her mother and father seem to have taught her sh!tloads about singing classical choir, but, much like me, she knows nothing about anything but singing. She cant even write music really, nor lyrics either, she admits freely... she just concentrated on hitting the notes given TO her extremely properly... anyways, the "object of the exercise" was for us to each obtain a "cool demo" we both would like to have to show anyone. I get composer/music writing credits, SHE gets vocals... unless a "real" recording engineer, studio, and mixer and post production team beams down for free from a far away planet? (unlikely...) I have to record her and mix a rough demo. I once wanted to learn the rank basics of multitracking and mixing on my computer, so... i recorded a young singer/songwriter... then gave him the final 3-song-demo CD... the strength of which landed him a paying gig fronting a popular local band for the last 10 years, lol. EACH of us gets what we crave... a "real product" that has our names all over it, to "prove" we should be doing what we are doing... which is next to impossible in a small town, lol. ( I am not good at recording or mixing, but... a rough demo is light years ahead of everyne stading around a boom-box in a bathroom and pressing the "record" button, you know?)
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CONCERN:"And, finally, if she's got the chops I suspect she has, she should easily be able to turn your off-key, tone-deaf "singing" into a real song, and she can likely sing and write in just about ANY key."
ANSWER: uhh, most cool. My heart leaps like a gazelle ! Honestly, I live in a burned out steel town, surrounded by illiterate, drunken chipanzees. I have only heard "think of me" from Phantom of the Opera, sung reasonably correctly live in front of me (other than the phantom concert, obviusly, lol) , "twice" in my 43 years of life... the LAST time was dating a young aspiring opera singer in college when I was in my early twenties... I might well be DEAD before I hear it again, lol... if I never hear one more teenage "chorus class" girl BUST into hammerstein at the top of her lungs, horribly, I will pass over into the hereafter a happy man, lmFao...
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CONCERN:"I am not sure if you mean that she should sing in the key you "hear" the song in, in your head, or that the song "goes in" whatever key she wants to sing it in."
ANSWER: The latter, not the former, sir... the singer in my head? I dont sing at all, and I dont hear specific notes, as I dont have perfect pitch...but I DO get words, timing, pace... where to "gravelization" for guttural emphasis, where to get soft... where theres a sudden surprising "leap" you dont expect up in pitch... etc etc, but I dont get "notes" in my head with this mental imaginary performance? if she can get the (very) rough idea how the song "goes", I figured let her pick key, cadences (chord structure, lol), and to hit whatever specific notes end up sounding pleasing to us when shes singing, etc etc... all the danged "singer songwriters" around here? They think in terms of strummed chords assigned to lyrics they write... I think in terms of NOTE melodies, not "chords"... and SHE understands this... LMAO (do you have ANY idea what its like being the only straight redneck in a burned out steel town, that listens to laura branigan, phantom of teh opera, (as well as queensryche and slayer, ha ha ha)????? my neighbors and friends think I have gone "quite insane" because I am into classical music theory and composition, lmFao... they fear for my sanity, hee hee. the phrase "the natives emerge to greet us", comes to mind, eh? PS - i was a drummer when young, but have never played any pitched instrument. My drum teacher though, while I didnt learn any pitch, used sheet music... time signatures, repeats, rests, note durations, you name it... I only had to figure out how to assign "pitch" to which key on the piano, then which fret corresponded to which key on the piano, when 6 or 7 years ago, I woke up one day and decided to teach myself music theory, lol...
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CONCERN:"What I do suspect is that you are not well-versed in music theory, whereas I'd bet my last dollar she is. Say whatever you will (or maybe not you, but you can bet it will rear it's ugly head) about musical theorist not being musicians, or similar such self-serving, self-deluding crap- the truth is, this young woman has skills you need. You'd better be nice to her!"
ANSWER: really? thats fair (but, its kinda the exact reverse of the way you see it)... lets try it this way... I agree to send you a 2 song demo of ME, of 2 compositions I wrote from scratch, recorded, mixed, etc... then YOU tell ME if I know anything about music theory. *shrugs* thats fair, aint it? one is a short, 2-minute classical acoustic number... the second is a full-on orchestral piece, multi-movement arrangement... give me NINE MINUTES OF YOUR TIME (2 minutes + 7 minutes...) then, if you want to throw cat feces at me, I swear I wont say a WORD about it... non-musicians who dont know me, I typically then have trouble getting them to BELIEVE that I created it, lol...
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CONCERN:"Sorry if I sound harsh, but I have seen this before, and it can get ugly, real fast. Please, don't be "that guy." "
ANSWER: like I said when I tapped your face with my litle white glove, "do not entirely take me for a wig, sir". Give me my nine minutes, then YOU can tell ME, you seem to be the expert... I am merely an out of work pizza driver (but I once was a well respected software engineer who wrote his own 2-pass compiler, by myself in my spare time, from scratch, lmFao...)
I already passed her "theory quiz" with flying colors, because she refused to believe "me" made the 2 trax I proffered her, LMAO...
I have 2 university degrees in math and computer science, my wife has 4 university degrees (2 math/comp sci degrees, a teaching certification, and a juris doctor in corporate law, and the little ladies "committee of something or other" shes a executive director of, confirmed the last superior court judge my state needed, lol.)
"Scheiser...Nein!, Das ist mein bruder! Dankershein (sp?)"
"Ustedes Tienes pescas michas? Me Hablan Inglais muy bien, y, "un poco de" Espanol, eh...?"
"mi una fue... testarossa?"
"shee - a - shee" (can only pronounce it, cant spell it, lol)
Though I have no degree in THAT either, I typically have to accidentally find an EE to discuss electronics, lol...
Yes, i am self taught in music theory, but... I only understand it "mathematicaly", IE, its rather like "set theory" to me...
I dont think you are "harsh", I just want those 9 minutes of you... pick up the white glove, and you make the call... I'm not really sure who "that guy" is? unless he's got a hint of a polymath in him... *shrugs* Please excuse ME for seeming harsh, sir... my apologies. come on, you KNOW your just DYING to find out... then you can poke all the fun you want, and I wont say a word...
PS - my "try at lyrics" seemed better last night to me when I was up all night, and I thouht I might have "had it" (I am no lyricist, nor songwriter...) but, the PLANETS have lined up again briefly... and me and her only lack the right lyrics, then I can "produce" what I think might be a quality "rough demo CD" for us...