Old, but funny... "Suckin' Face"

Velvet Elvis

Ahh humma humma humma
Ok.. so a band mate of mine was searching through some old songs and came across something that our keyboard player and I recorded.

My keyboard player wrote it for a friend of his as a joke... I had forgotten how funny it was.

My keyboard player wrote the song and lyrics, sang and did all the programming... I played the guitar parts and did the vacuum solo :)

The song was recorded using SAW Plus MANY years ago... everything is direct, so don't expect anything fancy... enjoy!



Velvet Elvis

Here's the lyrics just for fun:

"Suckin' Face"

Well its 4 in the morning and I feel like movin'
I got no place to go and my wife looks so groovin'
Ruby are her lips, dark chocolate her eyes
She really knocks me out with her American pies
If we don't get commencin' with the usual maneuvers
We be wishin' we behavin' like a great big pair of Hoovers

(Suckin' Face)
Its so chevy
(Suckin' Face)
Light shag or heavy
When you don't got a dime you know just what to do
Grab your gal, turn her on and deep clean her like new

Its really all so simple, you don't need no lame degree
No physics, math or Latin.. fo sho' no botony
It don't take a rocket scientist to get a fuse to burn
Just take a tip from me and you'll be graded on the curve
When you got all that power that made old Hoover king
Biology and anatomy, that's what makes those engines ring

(Suckin' Face)
Its so chevy
(Suckin' Face)
Light shag or heavy
When you don't got a dime you know just what to do
Grab your gal, turn her on and deep clean her like new

(Guitar Solo!)

(Suckin' Face)
Its so chevy
(Suckin' Face)
Light shag or heavy
When you don't got a dime you know just what to do
Grab your gal, turn her on and deep clean her like new

(Suckin' Face)
Eureka!
(Suckin' Face)
Singer!
The Hoover King!
(Suckin' Face)
You won't find no dust bunnies under there!

(Vacuum Solo!)
 
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