BEGGING your pardon, but I
1) HAVE read the warranty...
You may have read it, but you clearly did not understand it. Sorry, but that is a simple fact.
We (my shop) has been a Martin warranty center for more than 30 years. I know very well what they will and will not cover. I fight for them to cover things when they don't want to (uncommon, as they are extremely generous, but it does happen sometimes), and I tell them when I think they are covering something they shouldn't (after 25 years, a neck reset is no longer a defect in workmanship and material, and shouldn't be covered - yet they still pay for it). I bill Martin, on average, over $2,000 a month (one of very few shops in the world to do so), and I know their policies MUCH better than you or your dealer (dealers, on the whole, don't have a clue what the warranty covers, and as much as I hate having to tell people their sales person was wrong, it is a daily part of my job). If the part (i.e., the nut in this case) is within spec, they will not cover any work on that part - which is how it should be.
I can accept that- but given the attitude, were I in Light's town, he would not get any referral business from me. Prefacing a statment obviously intended to be scathing with "please" is not gonna short-circuit my bull shit meter- being an ass is being an ass, no matter how you dress it up.
First of all, you did not understand that please - it was sincere. I spend WAY too much time explaining to people that the information they got off of the internet was flat out wrong, and frequently people will not believe me even though the person they got their information from has no real experience with guitars, and is just repeating bad information they got from some other inexperienced poster (fancy material bridge pins is the most common one of these - I promise you, they do not improve anything). I'm asking that you not give out inaccurate information when you don't know what you are talking about - for instance, telling someone "If you bought new, that would certainly be covered by the warranty," on something which probably will not be covered. You are making my job harder and more annoying. Please stop. Frankly, I thought that was one of the more benign things I'd written on here, and was quite surprised you were offended.
As for my attitude, you are making the extremely erroneous assumption that my attitude on this forum (where I post under an assumed name, and have frequently turned business down from forum members because I didn't want to reveal my real name) has anything to do with my attitude in real life. As I have said frequently before, this place acts as a sort of outlet for my frustrations - for those days when I start to feel, to quote Kevin Smith, "This job would be great if it weren't for the fucking customers." Surely you have days like that in your job.
The guys who do repair work in my shop have, between them, over 100 years of experience, and we live and breathe customer service. Even though we are without question the most expensive shop in town, we have more repeat customers than I could possibly count, and I can't tell you how many times a day I hear someone say, "I would never take my guitars anywhere else." Today, I can
recall hearing it from at least 4 different customers - and with two of our repair folks on vacation, this is a slow week. So yeah, sometimes I need to vent, so I come on here and I act like an asshole. To make up for it, I give out a huge amount of free advice, which people seem to have decided is good. If you don't like my attitude, don't read what I write. Not that hard of a solution, if you ask me.
(Oh, and the people doing Martin a disservice are the idiot sales people who persist in telling people that Martin will cover any repair on their guitars for as long as the customer owns their guitar.)
Light
"Cowards can never be moral."
M.K. Gandhi