Hakea
New member
Hi all,
I’ve been yakking away here for a few days now, without once providing any evidence that I know one end of of an instrument from another, or have ever actually written a song.
So I thought it might be time to give you an opportunity to have a laugh at my expense. Clicking on the link below should play the first song that I ever wrote and took all the way to recording. I’d had other attempts before, but only ended up with lyrics, or a bit of half-baked strumming, etc. This was the first one that ever got sung all the way through with the dreaded red light staring at me (And how is it that red recording lights appear to have the ability to roll their eyes, shrug their shoulders and wince, when they have no faces? Huh???)
Gecko ZZed made the point in another post that sitting at a desk with nothing to write about could in itself be something to write about.... A similar thought occurred to me, so this is a song about being a newbie with lots of hopes, fears and ambitions but next to no ability. A song about being no good at songs...
The music is dazzlingly original (NOT)
The singing is very inconsistent
The playing never gets above mediocre
The recording technique is non-existent (press button to start, play like mad, press button to stop). It’s a one shot, no edit take into a tiny built in condenser mic.
Mix? there isn’t one.
The lyrics are...well, I like them. They still raise a smile when I sing along. They poke fun at every element of being a beginner that I could think of (even theory cracks a mention). The many mistakes are genuine and unscripted. So the asides are responses to some of the many things I stuffed up.
The link goes to a ‘homepage’ webspace at my ISP, but if it doesn’t work in some areas I can provide another link.
The song is a couple of years old now, so my skills and knowledge have come on a little bit since then. I could probably do a much better recording now (I’d certainly want to improve the singing considerably). But how much could I (or should I) improve it, seeing as it’s a song about being a beginner with big dreams but small skills?
Perfectionist Beginner Blues
Thanks for listening.
Cheers,
Chris
I’ve been yakking away here for a few days now, without once providing any evidence that I know one end of of an instrument from another, or have ever actually written a song.
So I thought it might be time to give you an opportunity to have a laugh at my expense. Clicking on the link below should play the first song that I ever wrote and took all the way to recording. I’d had other attempts before, but only ended up with lyrics, or a bit of half-baked strumming, etc. This was the first one that ever got sung all the way through with the dreaded red light staring at me (And how is it that red recording lights appear to have the ability to roll their eyes, shrug their shoulders and wince, when they have no faces? Huh???)
Gecko ZZed made the point in another post that sitting at a desk with nothing to write about could in itself be something to write about.... A similar thought occurred to me, so this is a song about being a newbie with lots of hopes, fears and ambitions but next to no ability. A song about being no good at songs...
The music is dazzlingly original (NOT)
The singing is very inconsistent
The playing never gets above mediocre
The recording technique is non-existent (press button to start, play like mad, press button to stop). It’s a one shot, no edit take into a tiny built in condenser mic.
Mix? there isn’t one.
The lyrics are...well, I like them. They still raise a smile when I sing along. They poke fun at every element of being a beginner that I could think of (even theory cracks a mention). The many mistakes are genuine and unscripted. So the asides are responses to some of the many things I stuffed up.
The link goes to a ‘homepage’ webspace at my ISP, but if it doesn’t work in some areas I can provide another link.
The song is a couple of years old now, so my skills and knowledge have come on a little bit since then. I could probably do a much better recording now (I’d certainly want to improve the singing considerably). But how much could I (or should I) improve it, seeing as it’s a song about being a beginner with big dreams but small skills?
Perfectionist Beginner Blues
Thanks for listening.
Cheers,
Chris