Boudreau went into the big city to get supplies to hunt de duck. While he was there, he saw a sexy boutique and thought, "I should get my sweet Marie a beautiful negligee!"
So enter he does, and sees all the beautiful negligees on display. He wanders to each for quite some time until one of the fine ladies of the establishment asks if he could use some help.
"My sweet Marie would look very nice in any of these," he replies, "but how do I decide?"
The clerk tells him that the girls will try on any he is thinking of so that he can make the best decision. So Boudreau has them try on many, many of the beautiful negligees until he has a decision between a smokey, see through and a completely see through.
Finally he says, "The are both so fine, I will just buy them both for my sweet Marie."
When he arrives home, he goes to Marie and says, "Sweet Marie, when I was in de big city, I saw many wonderful things, but I thought of you when I saw these." And he holds out the packages to her.
After opening them and seeing what he had bought, she decided that she would pick one and surprise him with it.
Boudreau goes out to the barn and unloads all the supplies he had bought to hunt de duck and comes back in the house.
Meanwhile Marie has been trying on the two outfits. The smokey one is very revealing and she thinks that maybe it would be too much for her sweet Boudreau. So she tries on the completely transparent one...and thinks, "My, I do not appear to be wearing anything at all." So she decides to completely surprise Boudreau by wearing nothing at all.
She walks into the living room and does her best sexy pose and clears her throat for his attention.
He looks and says, "My sweet Marie, you are a true vision of beauty and seduction, but don't you think you should have ironed it first?"