If You Lived in a World Where...

[guitaristic]

you could eat a book and gain the knowledge in the book but were somehow limited to three books, what books would you eat and why?

 

[Greg_L]

I'd eat three late 70s Playboy magazines.

 

[Dogbreath]

I'd eat three late 70s Playboy magazines.

beat me to it.

 

[DM60]

I'd eat three late 70s Playboy magazines.

Hope you like fish. Come on, somebody was going to say it.

 

[dobro]

you could eat a book and gain the knowledge in the book but were somehow limited to three books, what books would you eat and why?

Yeah. Stupid fucking question.

 

[dobro]

I'd eat three late 70s Playboy magazines.

Yeah. Relatively intelligent fucking answer. Fucking notwithstanding.

 

[Greg_L]

Hope you like fish. Come on, somebody was going to say it.

Actually, yes, I do like fish. Fish is a tasty and pretty healthy meat choice.

 

[guitaristic]

Yeah. Stupid fucking question.

So? Half the stuff you post on here is incomprehensible. Suck on mah balls!

 

[Greg_L]

So? Half the stuff you post on here is incomprehensible. Suck on mah balls!

 

[moresound]

Suck on mah balls!

Ya musta eaten a Hustler magazine.

 

[ibleedburgundy]

Dictionary - Duh, has lots of information

Hop on Pop - that shiznet is deep yo

Anarchist's cook book - so I could blow your shit up.

 

[Manslick]

Artamène ou le Grand Cyrus - 2,100,000 words

In Search of Lost Time - 1,267,069 words

The Godfather.

Why? Word count and awesomeness.

 

[dobro]

So? Half the stuff you post on here is incomprehensible. Suck on mah balls!

Nah. Combine the two posts I did and you'll see I wuz trying for a funny. But I'll dumb down the odd post so you can keep up.

 

[kcearl]

Three Roland user manuals, maybe understand one of them for a change

 

[Armistice]

Three Roland user manuals, maybe understand one of them for a change

It never happens....

 

[dainbramage]

In a world like that I'd eat a Bible. Not because I want the knowledge, I just always felt like eating one.

For knowledge, I'd probably eat a good encyclopedia and the SAS Survival Handbook.

 

[fritsthegirl]

The 3 books are:

1. Picture dictionary.

2. Pron mag. So I can use all those innocent words used on more interesting pictures.

3. Sexus.

 

[fat_fleet]

I'd make a book out of bacon, then eat it.

 

[robgreen]

I'd make a book out of bacon, then eat it.

There's a pun in here somewhere about whether you'd publish it in hardback, paperback or streakyback - but it's just beyond reach. Oh well, the thought was kind of there...

 

[witzendoz]

you could eat a book and gain the knowledge in the book but were somehow limited to three books, what books would you eat and why?

I would eat a book entitled, "How to eat more than 3 books"

Alan.