I am black

[Greg_L]

Because apparently you can just say so and it's fine!

Black power!

 

[mjbphotos]

Hit the tanning salon and perm your hair first.

 

[miroslav]

You can even just say you're a woman and call yourself Caitlyn...and that's enough.

 

[fat_fleet]

I'm considering it. I'd probably get harassed by the cops less.

 

[ShanPeyton]

I am black Bruce Jenner. Deal with it.

 

[jonny deep]

I'm the black Stevie Wonder.

 

[fat_fleet]

I'm Blackie Onassis.

 

[muttley600]

I'm all for it whatever it is...

 

[muttley600]

 

[ibleedburgundy]

I'm purple. My people are so oppressed you've never even heard of us.

 

[fat_fleet]

I'm purple. My people are so oppressed you've never even heard of us.

For some reason I assumed y'all got ate by the one-eyed one-horned flying monster.

 

[BroKen_H]

It's been going on for years. Look at some of the people who claim they're Christians...
I think it's great, by the way. The founder of the NAACP was a white lady, so...why not?

 

[jimmys69]

The bottom line...

 

[Chili]

For some reason I assumed y'all got ate by the one-eyed one-horned flying monster.

That's what I thought, too. Then they wrote a song about it.

 

[jimmys69]

I thought the monster was purple...

All this time I was misinformed...

 

[NotThatBright]

I thought the monster was purple...

All this time I was misinformed...

He's a friendly monster!

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Just don't bring him around the fry guys, or there's gonna be some genocidin' going on. Those are some tasty motherfuckers. Holla!

 

[Greg_L]

I thought the monster was purple...

There's a black girl vaj joke in there somewhere.

 

[miroslav]

I'm the black Stevie Wonder.

How do you know...?...you're blind.

 

[NotThatBright]

There's a black girl vaj joke in there somewhere.

Oh no he di-n't!

 

[Armistice]

I've got a friend. He's Dutch and about as Caucasian as one can be. He was born and raised in South Africa. He relocated to the US around the 90's and now has US citizenship. Can he put "African-American" on a job application?

You actually have to specify race on a job application?