How many sounds and samples do I need to compensate for an utter lack of talent?

[wheelema]

Just curious. I have a goodly amount now and my 'music' still sucks. Maybe I should buy a Maschine?

 

[Bobbsy]

It's not samples you need, it's a better mixer.

Buy yourself a modular Cadac then invest in THIS module. It should sort our all your problems.

 

[RAMI]

This is a joke, right?

 

[Bobbsy]

Well, there's a full module list HERE. What do you think?

(I need the toast module myself...)

 

[RAMI]

No, I meant the question.

 

[Bobbsy]

As you can see, I took the question completely seriously and replied in kind!

 

[RAMI]

As you can see, I took the question completely seriously and replied in kind!

I'm not questioning your motives. I'm wondering if the OP was serious. Your post was funny.

 

[wheelema]

Just curious. I have a goodly amount now and my 'music' still sucks. Maybe I should buy a Maschine?

I'm not questioning your motives. I'm wondering if the OP was serious. Your post was funny.

Yes, the post was sarcastic commentary on the plethora of sounds and samples marketed to mediocrity.

 

[diggy_dude]

Yes, the post was sarcastic commentary on the plethora of sounds and samples marketed to mediocrity.

What brought it on, son?

 

[wheelema]

What brought it on, son?

I love Mexican food and I over-indulged. I blame the salsa.

 

[diggy_dude]

I love Mexican food and I over-indulged. I blame the salsa.

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