Sirnothingness
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What if I molded a guitar out of dog poop, how would that affect the sound?
That would be nutty, wouldn't it?
What if I molded a guitar out of dog poop, how would that affect the sound?
That would be nutty, wouldn't it?
What if I molded a guitar out of dog poop, how would that affect the sound?
What if I molded a guitar out of dog poop, how would that affect the sound?
Here are some wood descriptions.
http://www.warmoth.com/guitar/options/options_bodywoods.cfm
You need to be more specific: German Shepherd poo has a much warmer sound than Rottweiller poo. And how many plies of poo will you be using?
i suppose that would depend on how long you let it dry. petrified dog poop has the most sustain but is extremely rare. softer dog poop has less sustain but a deeper tone.
i had a kramer guitar that was plywood, and it had a unique sound.
Really fresh dog poop has a nice, warm tone.i suppose that would depend on how long you let it dry. petrified dog poop has the most sustain but is extremely rare. softer dog poop has less sustain but a deeper tone.
IT SIMPLY IS NOT TRUE. You do not understand what you are talking about. Maple is fine as a tonewood. I have built hundreds of guitars with the stuff. I've used American hard, soft and rock Maple. European Maples of all classifications. Flamed, quilted, spalted, birdseye, burl maple. They are all different even two bits cut from the same flitch. PLEASE take your incorrect opinions elsewhere. To say it is not resonant is nonsense. As opposed to what? It has a fast decay? Compared to what? Just to point out how foolish your assumptions are please explain why maple is used almost exclusively on violin family instruments?THIS IS TRUE!! YOU HAVE TO BE DEAF TO NOT REALIZE THIS!!!! Maple is not a resonant wood. It has a very fast decay. Poplar is a wood that is resonant.
You will not convince me of something that both science and experience has already proven not just to me but to the world in general. If you are to make claims such as those you have done I challenge you to show me the evidence. I am talking down to you not everyone else on the forum. I am doing it because you are talking rubbish and started doing so by claiming to paraphrase me. Also because you are wrong. As a luthier with over 25 years experience I have offered considered and accurate advice to anyone on this forum who has asked for it. You have not asked for it but are trying to offer it with no knowledge of the subject. Do yourself a favour just shut up, read up then put up.I realize at this point there is no convincing you, and if you want to talk down to everyone else in the forum using terminology most people don't understand, feel free. You're more than entitled to your opinion
You do not understand the subject so you cannot put it into terms most people can grasp. What you are saying is neither logical nor common sense in fact it defies both.and all I was trying to do was emphasize the important points of wood in terms most people can grasp. There is nothing for me to prove, because what I'm saying is logic and common sense. Have a spectacular life.
What if I molded a guitar out of dog poop, how would that affect the sound?
Face it guys, a guitar molded out of dog poop would sound like crap. Beyond that, it would be a bitch to finish. (pun intended) Those of us who have been around for a while are very aware that "You cant polish a turd."
LOL this thread was a blast to read. Tonewoods are so subjective and have so many variables it is difficult to pinpoint what makes each piece of wood sound different. I have two Strats made from the same piece of Ash with maple necks and fret boards. They sound completely different. Why? Who knows. I really think the density and grain pattern has a lot to do with it. Why does one mahogany guitar sound warmer than another? Why does one Strat have more sustain than another? I try guitars unplugged first then if they have good tone I'll plug them in.
why does that guitar sound so much better? all of them are the same model from the same manufacturer.