Why do I get the feeling this is just some scam to make non-drummers look like idiots at the music store walking around with their fingers in their ears?
I can just see a bunch of actual drummers in the corner watching like, "wait, here's another one...he's gonna do it...whoa! What an idiot!"
No, I'm sure there's some value to doing that, I just probably won't be willing to. Thanks for the advice. And thanks to the rest of you for throwing some ideas out there.