Game: The write a blues song thread

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Ok, here's an idea: Let's all make up lyrics for a blues song. Each person takes what was written before, and adds a couple of verses to the song. Great songwriting practice! :cool: You have to make them funny, silly, profound, or just plain dumb. But please keep it clean.


Ok, I'll start:


Well my baby done left me,
she got up an walk away,
ain't got no job I just,
talk about studios all day,

If I ask any more dumb questions,
They're gonna kick me outta here,
Either have to straighten out,
or buy everyone a beer...

Go for it. :D
 
Mikey likes it! said:
Ok, here's an idea: Let's all make up lyrics for a blues song. Each person takes what was written before, and adds a couple of verses to the song. Great songwriting practice! :cool: You have to make them funny, silly, profound, or just plain dumb. But please keep it clean.


Ok, I'll start:


Well my baby done left me,
she got up an walk away,
ain't got no job I just,
talk about studios all day,

If I ask any more dumb questions,
They're gonna kick me outta here,
Either have to straighten out,
or buy everyone a beer...

Go for it. :D
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But I ain't got no money
Don't know what to do
Without my baby
I just gotta sing dem blues

Times ah runnin out
For me in this place
See the bouncer boy starin'
Lookin square in my face
 
Well that bouncer boy is starin'
'Cause he's in lust with you
He really wants a spanking
And he wants it just from True

Yeah a spanking's what he needs
And he wants it only from you
(He got the) "I ain't had no spanking in my life
Like I get from True-eurt" Blues
 
You don't have to ask me
to leave 'cause that's my choice
I'm sick and tired of using
my ears and my nice voice
to lsiten talk to these customers
I don't care anymore
today's my last day
at 8 I'll walk out that door
 
so lick my balls,
and tickle my sack
yeah thats right man
i aint comin back
for all i care
this place can burn
for all its worth
on this board that I surf
 
But my day got worse, now...
that day she went away...
'Cause I was livin' with my girlfriend
and my landlord said I couldn't stay!

Oh I gots ta get me
some much better shoes
'caus evah since mah baby left,
I gots the dumped musician blues.

Yeah I gots ta get meeee
some walkin man shoes
'cause now that that stupid ***** left me
I gots the dumped musiciaaaaaaaan...
ah-blu-ues!
 
Well Folkie needs a spankin' now
to take those blues he got away
Trues got a new stylin' move
that'll put him right in line today

Movin' to the spank tune
of hot fire on his rump
Just one more swat to give him
and the spank-blues got the jump! :D
 
You may think that I'm bent over
My pants around my knees
In rapt anticipation
Screamin' "Spank me True-eurt please!"

But I really just been dreamin'
Dreamin' of new ways to play
Cause the very thought of spankin'
You know it takes all my blues away.
 
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