Freaking LOUD!

guido #2

guido #2

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Ok. Here's The Deal, I Only Have $25 And I Need My Cd To Be Louder Than Anything Else Out There! I Might Be Able To Spend $35, But That Would Cut Into My Beer Budget.
And I Don't Care About Sounding Dynamic Like Those Other Bands Like Tool Or Knickleback, Etc...
I Just Need To Be Looouuudddd!!!!!
Can You Help Me???????
 
For $25, I will run it through Adobe, and turn up the volume 5 db.....for the whole $35, I'll make it as loud as you want.......And for a six pack, I'll do just about anything..... :D
 
Dogman said:
For $25, I will run it through Adobe, and turn up the volume 5 db.....for the whole $35, I'll make it as loud as you want.......And for a six pack, I'll do just about anything..... :D
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i'll do that for $34.99 and raise it 5.5db ;)
 
zed32 said:
i'll do that for $34.99 and raise it 5.5db ;)
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Yeah, but does yours come with one of those free, money back offers, just like on TV????? Mine will, for a nominal S&h charge.... :D
 
Dogman said:
Yeah, but does yours come with one of those free, money back offers, just like on TV????? Mine will, for a nominal S&h charge.... :D
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oh yeah, well mine is so good that i don't even need a money back guaruntee! that's right folks, you heard correctly! if you don't like it, i'll keep your money at NO EXTRA COST TO YOU! so act now! :D :D
 
Haha! Sorry about my drunken sarcasm :)
Im just so sick of it. I actually had someone tell me that Tool was VERY dynamic, "they go from a whisper to a scream" or some such. They have become so accustomed to iy that they fail to recognize that the "whisper" is just as freakin' loud as the "scream."
Yi.
I think that a backlash movement has actually started. There is an ad in the back of this months Tape Op from a mastering house that was saying that louder is NOT better and that it is destroying good music....
 
guido #2 said:
I think that a backlash movement has actually started. There is an ad in the back of this months Tape Op from a mastering house that was saying that louder is NOT better and that it is destroying good music....
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Bah. There is so little good music on the radio, bad mastering can't hurt :p Turn it up!
 
LoL
Make it so loud their ears bleed and when that generation has gone completely deaf, we can take back radio!
Nice plan! :)
 
guido #2 said:
Haha! Sorry about my drunken sarcasm :)
Im just so sick of it. I actually had someone tell me that Tool was VERY dynamic, "they go from a whisper to a scream" or some such. They have become so accustomed to iy that they fail to recognize that the "whisper" is just as freakin' loud as the "scream."
Yi.
I think that a backlash movement has actually started. There is an ad in the back of this months Tape Op from a mastering house that was saying that louder is NOT better and that it is destroying good music....
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Go back and listen to Lateralus (latest album by Tool). The dynamics in that album are great. Even on the previous, Aniema (listen to Third Eye). On the otherhand, A Perfect Circle (maynard's other band) usually is compressed to shit.
 
i'm sick of it, what can i say?


i was talking to this guy who runs a small studio near me, he mentioned something about getting some mastering work.

me: ohhhhhhhhh, so you have a mastering suite? (dam well knowing the answer)

him: well, i have T-Rax.

me: (searching frantically for a knife to stab self with) ohhhhhhh. (insert poorly veiled look of distain)
 
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