Haha, you should seriously consider widening your marketing strategies, some of the stuff that you had thought of is some true gems, much better than the current trends] in the world of spoken word. I would suggest you actually make deeper use of all the creativity, you could easily use some of the quotes on t-shirts, mugs, even custom calendar printing could work, having this next to some photos. Let me know if you would want to collaborate on that, I have a Nikon D70 and know some models up for fun projects.