I think CD Baby is a great resource, but l don't know anyone that ever made any money off it.
I think if you want to make money in music, the only way is by using Satan. You know the demon. The good old fashioned way, selling your soul. It worked for Bob Dylan and Billy Gibbons, but l really don't know how that works? All the big rich celebs in Hollywood are Satan worshippers. Serious, it's real.
A couple years back one of Bob Dylan's ex's called me and said Bill will you come get this? Remember Doug Sahm and Augie Meyers are real tight with Dylan so that's how I'm mixed up in this. I told her l think l saw it on craigslist in the musical instruments section for 2 minutes. She said yeah l tried that but someone flagged it. I said why in the Hell are you trying to sell it? And you don't sell those things, especially on craigslist. She said "I found Jesus and really don't want this anymore. Well the object in question is a Satanic Artifact she bought from a witch doctor in Africa back in the mid 60's. She saw Dylan do it and figured what's good for the goose. Anyway l call this thing Satan's Head. So l said He'll yes l want it, l will come get it right now. We get on the metro train to Bel Air, this women is rich AF and always has been. So we meet at the McDonald's in Beverly Hills and she has this thing in a 99-Only plastic bag, and she pulls it out and sets it on the table in front of us. I'm like goddamnit you don't carry that thing around in public. And l quickly stuff it in a large cloth sack l had brought, but the horns were still sticking out.
So l asked Donna, yes the girl from the Joan Baez song, how does it work? And did you ever use it? She said no she never used it, she could never bring herself to go there. She said all you have to do is display it and use it like a good luck charm for whatever you want, that's it. So lm like cool, what can l do for you in exchange. She said she just wants $60. I said Donna you don't sell these things. She said she was on the bus the other day and the LAPD confiscated her weed she just bought. So I'm like ok, lm going to give you a bunch of weed right now, (weed is completely legal in CA) and gave her a $200 bucks worth of weed. I got it for free. You don't need to buy weed in CA, it's everywhere. And l gave her $60 not for the head, but because she is crazy. All those people are crazy, self included, and walked her to her car.
Now the whole journey to buy Satan's Head is a story in it's self. As Satan once had a body, but he obviously doesn't anymore because l have his head. So l did the proper ritual to seal the head up, because l never intend to use it. I just want it because you know, it's cool AF.
But l know it works. I only showed it to one person, and he said "Yep, that is Satan's Head". Then he died shortly after that. Unfortunately once you use it, Donna said there is no going back. But l don't count that because l wasn't trying to use it. This friend l had just wanted to see it. I didn't want him dead.
So that is the only way l know to sell your soul and make money off the deal. And l don't think it works any other way. You can use that thing, or someone has to bring you in. Anyway that's all l know about that, but l can tell you for a fact that it works. It sounds farie tale, but no it's real. Madonna found out that Donna gave it to me, and started screaming it was hers, but lm not shelling it over to anyone. But Mark my words, those stories about Satan worshippers in Hollywood, they are all true.