Best hip Hop / Rap line ever written

Cash rules everything around me..... C.R.E.A.M get the money dollar dollar bill yalll
-wutang
incase it hasn't been said, showed up to the thread late*
 
Oh! Howdy Partner! Time for Timer!
Do you ever get that hungry feeling after school?
Boy, I do! I'm so hungry, I could eat a wagon wheel!

When I'm slow on the draw and I need something to chaw,
I hanker for a hunk of cheese!
When my ten gallon hat's a-feelin' five gallons flat
I've got something planned, which is
Little cheese sandwiches! Come on!

When my get up and go has got up and went,
I hanker for a hunk of cheese!
When I'm dancin' the hoedown and my boots kinda slow down,
Or anytime I'm week in the knees,
I hanker for a hunk of,
A slab, a slice, a chunk of,
A snack that is a winner,
And yet won't spoil my dinner!
I hanker for a hunk of cheese!

Ya-hoo!
 
I'm like a jinn
tapped in an antique
gin bottle
but in a battle
I leak
and I release my power...

or


These fucking haters say
I'm a whore
and a wanna be Gangster
but I feel more
like a hamster
in it's wheel
all I do is run all it does is spin,
no one will ever win.
 
A thumb goes up, a car goes by It's nearly 1 a.m. and here am I Hitchin' a ride, hitchin' a ride Gotta get me home by the morning light

I got no fare to ride a train I'm nearly drownin' in the pouring rain Hitchin' a ride, hitchin' a ride Gotta get me home to my baby's side
Ride, ride, ride, hitchin' a ride Ride, ride, ride, hitchin' a ride

Long distance call, I got today She sounded lonely, so I'm on my way Hitchin' a ride, hitchin' a ride Gotta get me home, keep her satisfied
Ride, ride, ride, hitchin' a ride Ride, ride, ride, hitchin' a ride

A thumb goes up, a car goes by Oh, won't somebody stop and help a guy? Hitchin' a ride, hitchin' a ride Been away too long from my baby's side

Ride, ride, ride, hitchin' a ride Ride, ride, ride, hitchin' a ride
Ride, ride, ride, hitchin' a ride Ride, ride, ride, hitchin' a ride




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Yeah like i'd know ..fave' so far
'Cause she's gotta BIG BUTT

done

Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. She looks like,
one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, you know, who understands those rap guys?
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big.
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so ... black!


I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get with you
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes me so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupie
I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby got back!


I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sisters, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *fuck*
Till the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna roll in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!

Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".


So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sister, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!

(Little in the middle but she got much back)




;)
 
"Addicted to the way she feels when they spend time together
Detouring the now in a childish attempt to find forever
Despite the fact they hold each other heart to heart
You can’t be that close to somebody without being so far apart
"
-Eyedea - Paradise

"Best line ever"...not even gonna claim that it's the best in that perticular song, but the second line there... Damn! I think it's beautiful (yes, I'm actually using the word beautiful). The way he describes the whole specific situation in the song and the way it relates to that context...yet it can stand alone as well and inspire a vast range of interpretations.

I see Sir Mix-A-Lot has been quoted in this thread, so I have my doubts about how seriously people are taking this topic. But for whatever reason you have to blow off rap-lyrics (and I'll admit there are many valid reasons to have...), please take the time to read just that one single line. Maybe it will block out lines like "I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it, show it..." for a moment, just long enough to remind you that hip-hop CAN still be about the lyrics....
 
Eminem's got a lot of 'em. But my personal favorites is: "A blood stain is orange after you wash it three or four times in the tub, but that's normal, ain't it Norman?"
 
For me...

For me, it would have to be either:

"I've got a man / I'm not trying to hear that!"

or

"I'm not a player, I just fuck a lot!"

:spank::eek:;)
 
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