Having lived in Texas for many years, I have no desire to move back. Give me trees and green. I'll put up with the cold for a few months. Most of Texas looks like a nuclear accident.
Where did you live? Odessa? Amarillo? Laredo? Most of the eastern half of Texas is nothing but trees, and east Texas is bigger than New England. How did you miss the trees?
I aint saying Texas is pretty, but fucking shit, there's no shortage of trees.