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"Gee... You knit?! "
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What did Eminem say to 50 Cent when he received a sweater for his bday?
"Gee... You knit?! "
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"What you did wrong is assume that because you read it on the internet it's not a stupid idea." - bouldersoundguy
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A preacher was trying to raise money for his parish and he found out there was a great deal of money to be made in the horse racing business. However, at the horse auction, the prices of horses were too much and all he could afford was a donkey, which he bought.
Determined to make money for his parish, he entered his donkey in a race and to everyone's surprise it finished third. The next day, the
newspaper headline read: PREACHER'S ASS SHOWS.
The following week the preacher again entered the race and this time won! The newspaper headline read: PREACHER'S ASS SHOWS.
Annoyed by this kind of publicity, the preacher's Bishop suggested that the preacher not continue this activity. The headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER'S ASS.
The Bishop then demanded that the preacher get rid of the donkey.The preacher gave the donkey to a Nun in the local convent. The headlines read: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
When he recovered from the shock, the Bishop ordered the nun to sell the donkey. When it was discovered that the Nun sold the donkey to a farmer for $10.00 the headline read: NUN PEDDLES ASS FOR TEN BUCKS.
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I was gonna tell a gay joke, butt f*ck it.
You can find me on controllerism.com and on facebook (make sure you're signed in)Originally Posted by fritsthegirl
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Hmmmm....shall I tell a joke about Sodium?
Na.
The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The optimist sees it as half full. The realist just drains the darn thing and gets a refill!
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What does a stripper like to do with her asshole?
Drop him off at band practice.
This encompasses most musicians.
Last edited by Track Rat; 12-20-2012 at 03:06.
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Funny stuff guys
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How many lead singers does it take to change a light bulb? One. She just holds the bulb and the world turns around her.
...guitar players... Five. One to change the light bulb and four to say, "I can do that."
What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless.
How do you know an accordionist has perfect pitch? The accordion lands in the dumpster without hitting the sides.
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What do you call a grizzly bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!
Why didn't Ken and Barbie ever have any babies? Because Ken came in a different box! (get it?)
Usually posted from my cellphone telephone.
"What you did wrong is assume that because you read it on the internet it's not a stupid idea." - bouldersoundguy
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Did you hear about the worst blow job ever?
It was great.
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I've got nothing......
Wow, now I feel really stupid. Thanks.
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