Yo BaggDude
Patty's Day didn't go as hoped.
Sure I got polluted and snorted some crushed dog biscuits but then I made fun of a Saint Bernard and got beat up by his girlfriend, a chihuahua
Kind of embarrassing.
I did manage to get off a good projectile vomit your way though... but only made it to my wifes shoes. She was pretty happy about it.
Yo BaggDude Wussup baby! I'm just about ready to crack my first beer and a peanut butter, pickle and Miracle Whip sammich.
Wars have been fought over that sammich.