Recent content by BroKen_H

Someone I knew well once asked, "Can I ask a stupid question?" "Better than anyone I've ever met" I've not heard from them since. There are currently more troops in New York than in Iraq and Afghanistan. Makes sense. We have more enemies there... I bought a universal remote and I want my money...

I went outside today. It was cold and there were people ☆☆☆☆☆ Zero Stars Do not recommend.

How Long is a Chinese Name (period or question mark...) Breaking News Liberal egg farms having shortages due to only having roosters that identify as hens. They say a car reflects your personality. NOT TRUE! I've seen some of my co-workers' cars. . They WORK.

I didn't want to, but I ended up trying to explain it...I got charged with involuntary mansplaining... Being bald is like being in Heaven: There's no dying or parting there... (I'll see myself out)

I don't see what all the hooplah is about...

My feet fell asleep days ago and I just can't wake them up. I'm afraid they are coma toes...

Fat Lizzy? Fleetwood Mac and Cheese? El2ton John? Thick James?

So, in honor of St. Patrick's yesterday, I offer: Why do Irish only put 239 beans in their chili? One more would be "two farty." Is the Irish jig from too many pubs, and not enough loos? Anyway, I've packed up my Irish nationality and put it on the deck under a tarp... It's now Paddy...

If God's favorite chord is G-sus, I would assume his least favorite chord would be D-min...

I came home last night and found out my son had been on e-Bay all day. Guess I have to lower the price.

Currently working on a song using DADFAD tuning. Major open (or barre) just adds the +1 on the F string... Pretty easy. A string chords are XO2442 which is a stretch, but I have huge hands...

Bout my Les Paul a couple years ago. Thought it was amazing. Except for robotuners... Wasn't fond of the idea, but went with it. Used them to get close and then fine-tuned after. Spent WAY too much time having to re-tune. Battery started to get weak. Final straw? Lost the charger. Anyone else...

A rubber band gun was confiscated in Algebra class as a weapon of math distraction.

I am sitting here drinking coffee in my slippers and realize I should probably wash a cup...