New Rep Point Thread.

Two doors down and to the right is the stairway to the Cave...hmmm, gotta be a song idea in that summation...oh, I know!...Stairway to Hell....:eek::spank::D
 
Im 43 and with every year Im getting and increasingly growing wind problem...can you older guys tell me if

a) this is normal
b) will it only increase with time, and
c) do you know anyone who has combusted...because implosion is starting to worry me


thanks all
 
Im 43 and with every year Im getting and increasingly growing wind problem...can you older guys tell me if

a) this is normal
b) will it only increase with time, and
c) do you know anyone who has combusted...because implosion is starting to worry me


thanks all

Learn to master it,then instead of a problem it becomes a superpower,
 
Im 43 and with every year Im getting and increasingly growing wind problem...can you older guys tell me if

a) this is normal
b) will it only increase with time, and
c) do you know anyone who has combusted...because implosion is starting to worry me


thanks all
Yeah, I'll be 44 Saturday. There are a lot of coversations around the house that go something like this:

Me: (thunderous rear explosion)

My 9 year old daughter (who used to worship the ground I walked): Daddy! You're so gross!

Learn to master it,then instead of a problem it becomes a superpower,
What he said...
 
I just want to wish an early Happy Turkey Gobblin' day to everyone...no matter how you celebrate your thanks giving for the things you have been blessed with.



For the Traditionalist celebration, this shall grace the table
...

RoastTurkey.jpg





For those twisted Traditionalists, this is more an appropriate bird ...

turkey.jpg






For those of you lacking a Carnivorious appetite, a bird carved from soy.....

tofu-turkey-header.jpg







The non-traditonalist's table may go like this....

ss1d36_chicago_hot_dog_lg.jpg









And last but not least, some may spend their gobble day going on a scavenger hunt....

TurkeyLamp.jpg






:spank: that naughty turkey!!:D
 
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I just want to wish an early Happy Turkey Gobblin' day to everyone...no matter how you celebrate your thanks giving for the things you have been blessed with.



For the Traditionalist celebration, this shall grace the table
...

RoastTurkey.jpg
















For those twisted Traditionalists, this is more an appropriate bird ...

turkey.jpg






For those of you lacking a Carnivorious appetite, a bird carved from soy.....

tofu-turkey-header.jpg







The non-traditonalist's table may go like this....

ss1d36_chicago_hot_dog_lg.jpg









And last but not least, some may spend their gobble day going on a scavenger hunt....

turkeylamp02.jpg






:spank: that naughty turkey!!:D

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM ... even the hot dogs look good!!!!









:cool:
 
Im 43 and with every year Im getting and increasingly growing wind problem...can you older guys tell me if

a) this is normal
b) will it only increase with time, and
c) do you know anyone who has combusted...because implosion is starting to worry me


thanks all

As one gets older KC one must change their dietary choices!










:cool:
 
As one gets older KC one must change their dietary choices!










:cool:


Im a vegetarian who lives of beer...what choices are left? :confused: :(


:)



Tofuturkey for me on Thursday...when we live abroad we like to join in local traditions so early on Thursday we are going to queue up in San Diego airport for a couple of hours before the tofu treats ;)
 
Im 43 and with every year Im getting and increasingly growing wind problem...can you older guys tell me if

a) this is normal
b) will it only increase with time, and
c) do you know anyone who has combusted...because implosion is starting to worry me


thanks all

yes to a and b, regarding c, don't know anyone who's gone up in flames yet.....unless he was lighting a fart:eek::laughings:

you'll also notice an increase in the urge to pee in the coming years.....and not necessarily dependant on beer consumption.:p

Now if i could use all that gas to generate energy, I could fire up a few households....:D
 
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