You Know What Your Problem Is?

[chrisharris]

It's not the mic. You just suck. When you get a better mic, it only records your suckage with greater detail and depth.

Give up.

 

[redddog]

Sounds like you speak from experience.

 

[WhiteStrat]

It's not the mic. You just suck. When you get a better mic, it only records your suckage with greater detail and depth.

Give up.

Mmmm...detailed suckage. A formula for suckcess.

 

[antichef]

What's the best stereo suck technique?

 

[WhiteStrat]

What's the best stereo suck technique?

You ever heard of someone who speaks out of both sides of his mouth? Well ya gotta sing like that...

 

[drossfile]

It's not the mic. You just suck. When you get a better mic, it only records your suckage with greater detail and depth.

Give up.

where were you when i impulse-bought that microtech gefell um900 i saw in another thread yesterday?

 

[PhilGood]

I don't suck! Its the people who listen. THEY suck!

 

[noisedude]

It's not the mic. You just suck. When you get a better mic, it only records your suckage with greater detail and depth.

Give up.

You're cheerful today. If you'd been paying attention you'd have known I have been blaming my suckage for a long time now, this is not news.

 

[Chili]

It's not the mic. You just suck. When you get a better mic, it only records your suckage with greater detail and depth.

Give up.

Well, how about a new mic pre then?? Will that make me better??? 'Cause I just bought one.

 

[noisedude]

Well, how about a new mic pre then?? Will that make me better??? 'Cause I just bought one.

If I buy a broken pre with no EQ and lots of mains hum, will it mask my suck or just make me suck even worse?

 

[AndrewClaycomb]

I think that's called low-fi gold

 

[noisedude]

Count me in for the next group buy then.

 

[hairylarry]

Blues harp

chrisharris,

That's why I play Blues harp. When you suck that's good.

Thanks,

Hairy Larry

 

[Monkey Allen]

I'm taking a good long look in the mirror...

 

[ausrock]

It's not the mic. You just suck. When you get a better mic, it only records your suckage with greater detail and depth.

Give up.

Why don't you just piss off back to A&A where someone might take real notice of you

 

[lbanks]

Why don't you just piss off back to A&A where someone might take real notice of you

Nah, he's ignored over there, also.

 

[Waffleness]

It's not the mic. You just suck. When you get a better mic, it only records your suckage with greater detail and depth.

Give up.

Please enlighten us, oh Oracle of knowledge, as to how we can improve

 

[Agent47]

What if I make suck music? Maybe that's the sound I'm aiming for.

 

[tojo]

haw haw haw haw

 

[tmix]

What if I make suck music? Maybe that's the sound I'm aiming for.

COOL!
Can I lay drum tracks for you?
I am good at Hoover / Eureka Fusion! No time signatures! and behind the beat! YAY!