What have you never seen?

A dead undertaker.
I watched episode where a woman was jailed for a crime she did not commit. She befriended the old guy who transported women who had died in prison. He said next time someone dies get in the coffin here and I will let you out when we go to the cemetary.

She did this in the dark. After a while she heard nothing and felt earth being thrown onto the coffin. She waited a while and the air was getting hot.

She struck a match for light and the person beside her was the old man.

AAAAAAAAAGGHHH !!!!

😳😳😳😳🥺🥺🥺
 
Aha! I see. Well that explains a lot.


Just kidding


When my brother was a toddler, to amuse him in his crib I’d bounce a tennis ball off the wall behind him and catch it.
He’d laugh and laugh every time. Until......

I hit him square in the forehead and he fell down.

In a panic I was figuring out how to tell my parents that I accidentally killed my little brother.
Thankfully a few seconds later he was screaming bloody murder at a volume level I didn’t think he was capable of.

He still to this day blames me for any stupid thing he does.
“It’s because you hit me in the head with the ball” ;)
No actually you are right, I have never been the same since xxx
 
Aha! I see. Well that explains a lot.


Just kidding


When my brother was a toddler, to amuse him in his crib I’d bounce a tennis ball off the wall behind him and catch it.
He’d laugh and laugh every time. Until......

I hit him square in the forehead and he fell down.

In a panic I was figuring out how to tell my parents that I accidentally killed my little brother.
Thankfully a few seconds later he was screaming bloody murder at a volume level I didn’t think he was capable of.

He still to this day blames me for any stupid thing he does.
“It’s because you hit me in the head with the ball” ;)
I got hit in the head with a butterfly yo yo by my big brother, I had two nice lumps lol.
 

Legal Battle Brewing Between Dwarf Kiss Tribute Bands, MiniKiss v. Tiny Kiss...​

Legal Battle Brewing Between Dwarf Kiss Tribute Bands, MiniKiss v. Tiny Kiss...
The Los Angeles Times
Mar 28, 2008, 03:43 AM EDT|Updated May 25, 2011



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They might be pint-sized performers onstage, but offstage they're in a giant-sized dispute.
Joey Fatale, the 4-foot, 4-inch New Yorker who heads the all-dwarf KISS tribute band MiniKiss, is denying published reports that he tried to sneak past security last month at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas to confront a rival band leader, 4-foot "Little" Tim Loomis of Tiny Kiss, for allegedly ripping off his idea for such a group.




Someone back then had an interview with the two bands it got a little heated lol. I thought we might have midget wrestling. Tiny Kiss had this big fat girl singing at the time
 
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