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I have never seen a drummer buy any non-drum kit when he can borrow it off mates and then make you feel bad for asking for it back? (after 3 years)
I watched episode where a woman was jailed for a crime she did not commit. She befriended the old guy who transported women who had died in prison. He said next time someone dies get in the coffin here and I will let you out when we go to the cemetary.A dead undertaker.
I have never taken in a guitar for repair and have it come back on time from the shopI have never seen a drummer buy any non-drum kit when he can borrow it off mates and then make you feel bad for asking for it back? (after 3 years)
No actually you are right, I have never been the same since xxxAha! I see. Well that explains a lot.
Just kidding
When my brother was a toddler, to amuse him in his crib I’d bounce a tennis ball off the wall behind him and catch it.
He’d laugh and laugh every time. Until......
I hit him square in the forehead and he fell down.
In a panic I was figuring out how to tell my parents that I accidentally killed my little brother.
Thankfully a few seconds later he was screaming bloody murder at a volume level I didn’t think he was capable of.
He still to this day blames me for any stupid thing he does.
“It’s because you hit me in the head with the ball”![]()
I am not so sure. Unfortunately money talks these days.Save your money, mate. My fiver is safer than Vladimir Putin's house at the moment !
I remember in 93 when Keegan played 11 English players with 5 Geordies. Those were the days xxxx.I am not so sure. Unfortunately money talks these days.
I have never seen Newcastle United win anything. I am 57 and hope to live 20 years more. I think this will change soon.I've never seen the back of my eyeballs.
You have, but you just don't know it.I've never seen the back of my eyeballs.
I got hit in the head with a butterfly yo yo by my big brother, I had two nice lumps lol.Aha! I see. Well that explains a lot.
Just kidding
When my brother was a toddler, to amuse him in his crib I’d bounce a tennis ball off the wall behind him and catch it.
He’d laugh and laugh every time. Until......
I hit him square in the forehead and he fell down.
In a panic I was figuring out how to tell my parents that I accidentally killed my little brother.
Thankfully a few seconds later he was screaming bloody murder at a volume level I didn’t think he was capable of.
He still to this day blames me for any stupid thing he does.
“It’s because you hit me in the head with the ball”![]()
Never seen a midget basketball team.
I’m now made wholeI hope this helps fulfill your need?
Ashley McIsaac.I've never seen a left-handed violinist.
I don't even know if that's a he or a she.Ashley McIsaac.
He likes things upside downI don't even know if that's a he or a she.