My Dating Advanture

[carlpoetovich]

Hey, guys. I has found this girls profiles on different dating sites. I have correspondence with all of them, but I don't know how to choose the best. You know, they are so beautiful...I love them all... Please advice how to be? Take a look and tell me that you think.http://absolutedating.by.ru/ - My best choice!!!http://www.russiandating.by.ru/user/Kristy-Best.htm - she is HOT http://onlinebride.by.ru/girl_profile/Natalia.html - Sexyhttp://www.lavaspace.by.ru/profile/alina_sharapova.htm - InterestingTwo SEXY girls (Lesbians) Sirena and MadaleneTHEY ARE SEXY... THEY ARE SWEET... THEY ARE SPICY! http://www.camguest.by.ru/Sirena&Madalene.htm

 

[Whatmysay]

Man unless you are going to write a song about them or your auditioning them for a Russian version of the Pussycat Dolls – this shit belongs in the Dragon’s Cave – sorry to be a purist about it. Still I’d go for Alina - I didn't look I just like the name

 

[Decipha]

it's a bot

 

[Whatmysay]

I know but it might be lonely - haven't you seen I Robot

 

[Robert D]

Or AI.

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[cello_pudding]

or short circuit

 

[Crumbles]

Or Bicentennial Man

 

[Track Rat]

I had no idea that beautiful, lonely girls were just a mouse click away and they all just wanted to have sex with ME! What a country!

 

[legionserial]

Hey, guys. I has found this girls profiles on different dating sites. I have correspondence with all of them, but I don't know how to choose the best. You know, they are so beautiful...I love them all... Please advice how to be? Take a look and tell me that you think.http://absolutedating.by.ru/ - My best choice!!!http://www.russiandating.by.ru/user/Kristy-Best.htm - she is HOT http://onlinebride.by.ru/girl_profile/Natalia.html - Sexyhttp://www.lavaspace.by.ru/profile/alina_sharapova.htm - InterestingTwo SEXY girls (Lesbians) Sirena and MadaleneTHEY ARE SEXY... THEY ARE SWEET... THEY ARE SPICY! http://www.camguest.by.ru/Sirena&Madalene.htm

Asking a bunch of guys who frequent an internet forum on a very regular basis for advice on chicks?

Man, you are desparate.



EDIT: Oh yeah I forgot to say FUCK OFF

 

[bigwillz24]

I had no idea that beautiful, lonely girls were just a mouse click away and they all just wanted to have sex with ME! What a country!

All you need is the accent of that guy that played Balki... Did I just show my age? Now no chick will ever talk to me!

 

[MadAudio]

Yakov Smirnoff asked me to tell you to get bent.

 

[mshilarious]

Yakov Smirnoff asked me to tell you to get bent.

When I first came to this bulletin board, I bought New Freedom, but now I use Stayfree!

 

[MadAudio]

When I first came to this bulletin board, I bought New Freedom, but now I use Stayfree!

Cripes, I can't insult a spambot now without being called on the rag? WTF, Jon?

 

[BRIEFCASEMANX]

the spelling on the word "adventure" is badass and made this thread very compelling and enjoyable to enter. +++rep for you, OP.

 

[mshilarious]

Cripes, I can't insult a spambot now without being called on the rag? WTF, Jon?

The spambot is the Russian, and it's an old Yakov routine . . .

 

[MadAudio]

The spambot is the Russian, and it's an old Yakov routine . . .

Ahhhh.

I seem to misunderstand a lot these days. I need to stay out of the Cave more often, that's for sure.